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Family statute:
§ 1. Mom law.
§ 2. In spite of everything, my mother is still right.
§ 3. Mom screams - it draws attention to the important things.
§ 4. Mom does not swear - she advises.
§ 5. Mom nags not - it emphasizes the details.
§ 6. Mom does not argue - it explains the situation.
§ 7. Mom does not hang on the Internet - it goes with the times.
§ 8. My mother is not lying on the couch - she meditates.
§ 9. My mother did not mess around - it relaxes!
