Euronetwork - and again about the painful

We will talk about the good... namely, the good marketing and advertising process of the company "EUROSET" (hereinafter referred to as the EU).
Ukraine, Odessa, December month.
The EU announces the action “take 20 photos, with a poster “I choose Euroset!!!” in front of the shops of competitors and get a camera Motorola as a gift!!!!!”
... As a gift? Free? For twenty picks? Divorce...I was born here...there won’t be any balls...there will be a divorce...but the fucking Malan nature takes over.
- What if not?
"Maybe they'll really get a phone?"
"Oh, fuck that fucking matarola I have 6230."
- "Well, give my mother, she will not understand Motorola, she has one higher education ..., I recently gave her a ball nokia from yums ..."
“Dad, he has an old trumpet... it’s his birthday soon.”
“It’s a divorce...they’re Malans too.”
...you need to know everything, maybe you can get a pipe up... for 20 pics? I beg you... we can do 30... but the very fact of “Don’t fuck yourself!” Not a centimeter!!! ?

In general, I go to the EU with the idea that they will deceive me.
Some body, age I don’t remember, says: yes, all right... take pictures... and after the New Year your matarols!!!
I call the hotline "EU" girl in a nice voice (I had her probably ten thousandth subscriber)
"Yes, of course, 20 photos and your trumpet."
- What's the catch? Are there any special conditions? ?
“No, you can make a poster on an A4 printer, the main thing that would be visible in the photo”
- "What shops?" UMS and CS fit?
“No, they’re mobile operators, and we need chain stores selling mobile phones.”
"Day or evening? ... are there people in the store?"
“It is still day or evening, the main thing that would be visible the name of the store of a competitive network”
- "Okay, okay."
Well, it's gonna be a couple of hours of fun. To keep things quiet, I'm calling peppers.
So they say and so, they give out scooters on a ball ... and most importantly, you can have fun ... so without losing it, take the "magic dill" and do "EU to the full!!!" ?
Knowing the city was not difficult (and "Ukropchik" was clearly from afar) to make a route for posing against the backdrop of beautiful signs of mobile stores. The first couple of picks, it was fresh ... well, photos ... well, in the background ... and then it was fun ... posters became cheerful and smiled at passers-by, sellers in “competitive” stores realized that they lost ... they no longer will buy phones ... (they did not choose ... and did not dial, and scored ... but in vain ...).

In general, held, that is, worked, or rather posed for a long time ... different photos were all visible and the inscription and names of shops and “hedgehogs” with “spiders” who held posters, and “bunnies” who jumped together ... in general everything went well. In two and a half hours, they ate three meals at McDonald’s. And there also posed with a poster "I choose Shawarma from Samvel!" (who did it I do not remember). To the question of the manager in a beautiful white shirt and a blue gauze:
Whose orders are we acting on? ?
I got an accurate and clear answer:
- "by order of the shurmist Samvel who is very glad that there is such a pleasant institution near him as MD and he and his clients have somewhere to go to the toilet." Our PR-manager immediately offered a return move for McDonald’s, to write a poster “Buyed Shawarma – helped Khattab!” and in a suit from the American flag to take up the watch near “Shaurma at SAMVELA” (the manager in a white shirt and blue neck did not support, well...). Everyone had a really good time.

In general, we clicked photos ... a lot, we have four pieces 120-125. Since the photos could be brought to the CD (... discs are pathetic, 4 dummy on these freaks burned, it would be better to record a movie) spread out on folders (and about McDonald’s also poured them, a separate folder called “B-line – covers!”), signed everything and the next day took to the EU.

“Joyful face” half an hour looking for a form to fill out, then took the discs threw them into the corporate package with the EU logo along with the filled out forms and with complete denial of what was happening disappeared.

When the time came for CHE, I forgot that we were somewhere... where... why... and then the call:
-" Draste, Shvonder Abram Izmailovich?
-" Why?
“Euroset, we congratulate you, you participated in the action and here, having appreciated your limitless contribution, we ask you to go to the central store of our mega-network Euroset, and get a MEGA prize!”
- "You're the one?" Is Monia around...?
“I don’t know any Monyu, I work for Euroset, you participated in the action and you need to come with a passport and pick up your MEGA PRIZ, in our Euroset store, in the Athena shopping center on Greek Square”
-" Beauty, tell Monet to jump in his pants and rush to the customs officers to pull out the cargo!
Then I realized that: “This is Jewish happiness!” and I will go and be the happiest Russian of all Jews!!!!
I'm entering this marvelous mall...
- what is it?
- over there at the counter...
Good afternoon, I was told here...
Yeah, yeah.
- Here's my passo...
No, no, no, no. (I think they know me in the face, they probably saw the photos.)
I have a friend’s passport...
From under the counter:
- so there's two of you ... okay
For a long time dripping under the counter and pulls out ... two leather balls ...
I didn't understand at first -- I was thinking maybe there's some scooter accessories out there -- or some kind of "Would you like to play a super game?" One of the balls has a super prize.
Nothing of the kind, the tulogovystvo spews the phrase "We congratulate you ... . . . and it goes away ..."
Well, I understand everything, marketers, PR, brand managers worked, thought, waved ... and then put two leather balls ... some Eggs of Europe.
Of course, I am not sorry: no discs, time, fuel.
uncrumpled hood on the crve (when it simulated hard sexual intercourse) against the background of the store and the poster “I choose Europe!”
But tell me, who came to his senses in the place of the promised phones to give two leather eggs? Which Buratino did that hit in the head? It is better not to give anything...
Yes, and phones can stick in ... at your discretion, but I think that fiction is not enough ... and get off with a banal “Back up!”
I will take a picture of the Euronet eggs and send them out.

Author: Rubilnik