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21 way to find what you're watching the match the Russian national team:

1. The weather is fine, the lawn in perfect condition, the gate square and the ball - round, in general, all as always against us!
 2. Do you think that the opponents' goal of at least 2 times less than ours.
 3. Judge - fag.
 4. In this you agree to the fans in the stands.
 5. You hold with one hand for a beer and the other for the heart.
 6. The words of the anthem (and the old one) knows only Onopko.
 7. During the anthem all (except Onopko) proudly silent, or even more proud gasping like fish.
 8. Contestants always somehow always more.
 9. The commentator says that all our rivals are strong.
 10. The commentator says that in the world today there are no weak teams.
 11. We are losing.
 12. Again, the judge fag.
 13. All bought.
 14. Schedule of matches of the tournament does not suit us.
 15. Our team did not have time to play.
 16. You do not know who is now our coach and do not remember who was in the last time.
 17. Someone was beaten after the match.
 18. gnusmas - sponsor of our team.
 19. The judge added, or too much or too little time.
 20. By the way, he fag.
 21. After the game, I want to get drunk.

21 reason for our defeat (interviews with players):

1. The grass is green.
 2. The ball is round.
 3. Gate rectangular.
 4. We did not have time to play.
 5. Judge fag.
 6. All purchased.
 7. We were just unlucky.
 7.1. I'm just lucky
 8. We scored 7, and we are 1.
 9. We had left to give!
 10. Opponents tuned it against us.
 11. We underestimated them.
 12. We are scored by hand, from the explicit offside.
 13. We scored a clean goal, which is not counted.
 14. Judge blind fag.
 15. Judge Bought blind fag.
 16. It was Brazil (Slovenia, Uruguay, Andorra, Papua New Guinea).
 17. The trauma of our main reserve goalkeeper third composition.
 18. I am not guilty!
 19. blame Chubais.
 20. Stupid rules.
 21. X * k you!

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