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All of the girls-dedicated drivers - how to behave behind the wheel
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Women who have the misfortune to personally drive the car, often faced with manifestations of machismo on the road. It is for them, and this article is intended.
Rear-view mirror is intended to correct makeup during the trip. Sitting in the car, do not forget to send it to reflect your enchanting face, not something dirty, disgusting Zhiguli.
If while driving on the highway behind something buzzing - know it chauvinists, these dirty animals - admire your ability to work at the same time include both hemispheres. Men, except for Gaius Julius Caesar, this is not available, so slowly, completing her morning make-up and a conversation with a friend on a cell while driving on the left lane at a speed of twenty kilometers per hour.
While driving through the busy road - never turn my head around: hairstyle ruffle!
Never, no way and under no circumstances do not include the turn signals. Remember: to include turn signal - it is bad form and a sign of weakness. Women lead men neater, it's proven research scientists, so sharply brake and safely turn the steering wheel in the direction in which you want to rotate. The rest - the problem of those chauvinists that going for you: boiling, as they say, Distance has. Compliance with distance - is sacred: if in front of you and the car in front is not thirty meters, regardless of the speed, can and should dramatically slow down, slow down, and up until the distance reaches a hundred, a hundred and fifty meters.
Braking in general should for any reason, as often as possible, because on our roads ponatykano very much traffic. Seeing the red light - immediately brakes, and it does not matter that the traffic belongs to a different way: caution never hurts.
Signs on the road - the mysterious stuff, they do not remember how many do not try. So much easier to navigate shopping: signs visible from afar, and they are clear: perfume shop around to the left, near the supermarket right, continue straight along the road. Finding himself in unfamiliar terrain, going to the left lane and drive carefully, carefully inspecting the roadside buildings: they are sometimes unexpected sell-off mass of useful things.
Rules of the road depends on what kind of car you drive. These women prefer big cars: they are comfortable to ride in high heels at a low speed on the left lane. Small cars - too convenient: they can park across between two parked cars. How these chauvinists will leave, that's their problem: there was nothing to leave as much room for exit.
Parking - a fine science. You need to park as far away from the curb, because you can scratch the wheels on the curb of his car, or, God forbid, to drop into the mud. If it is possible to park in the second or third page in the dark, do not forget to turn off the dimensions: it is considerably saving the so-called accumulators. And no emergency lights - they irritate the eyes.
If the parking time you accidentally hurt someone else's car - issued a stern face and drive on. Sometimes, for a change, you can smile: do not worry, because of the trifling meter dent on another wing? From experience, as you well know, wrinkles, and this - is unacceptable.
If you are overtaking another chauvinist on their hideous, had not washed the car - it's time to put in place: Click on the gas and do not let it in its range. The next time he will know: the woman is able to stand up for yourself, even if the gentleman does not consider it necessary, according to the rules of etiquette, to pass it forward.
Even observing these rules, sometimes, about five or six times a year, you'll fall into a variety of accidents. Remember: after the accident - has entered the main stun you chauvinist sudden lunge. Quickly running out of the car, hit the car the perpetrator of the incident on the hood compressed cam (not too much, remember the nails!) And scream: "Because of you, I was late for work!". Variations: the theater, recital of the famous writer, at a reception in the Kremlin. Usually it works.
Have fun driving!
Rear-view mirror is intended to correct makeup during the trip. Sitting in the car, do not forget to send it to reflect your enchanting face, not something dirty, disgusting Zhiguli.
If while driving on the highway behind something buzzing - know it chauvinists, these dirty animals - admire your ability to work at the same time include both hemispheres. Men, except for Gaius Julius Caesar, this is not available, so slowly, completing her morning make-up and a conversation with a friend on a cell while driving on the left lane at a speed of twenty kilometers per hour.
While driving through the busy road - never turn my head around: hairstyle ruffle!
Never, no way and under no circumstances do not include the turn signals. Remember: to include turn signal - it is bad form and a sign of weakness. Women lead men neater, it's proven research scientists, so sharply brake and safely turn the steering wheel in the direction in which you want to rotate. The rest - the problem of those chauvinists that going for you: boiling, as they say, Distance has. Compliance with distance - is sacred: if in front of you and the car in front is not thirty meters, regardless of the speed, can and should dramatically slow down, slow down, and up until the distance reaches a hundred, a hundred and fifty meters.
Braking in general should for any reason, as often as possible, because on our roads ponatykano very much traffic. Seeing the red light - immediately brakes, and it does not matter that the traffic belongs to a different way: caution never hurts.
Signs on the road - the mysterious stuff, they do not remember how many do not try. So much easier to navigate shopping: signs visible from afar, and they are clear: perfume shop around to the left, near the supermarket right, continue straight along the road. Finding himself in unfamiliar terrain, going to the left lane and drive carefully, carefully inspecting the roadside buildings: they are sometimes unexpected sell-off mass of useful things.
Rules of the road depends on what kind of car you drive. These women prefer big cars: they are comfortable to ride in high heels at a low speed on the left lane. Small cars - too convenient: they can park across between two parked cars. How these chauvinists will leave, that's their problem: there was nothing to leave as much room for exit.
Parking - a fine science. You need to park as far away from the curb, because you can scratch the wheels on the curb of his car, or, God forbid, to drop into the mud. If it is possible to park in the second or third page in the dark, do not forget to turn off the dimensions: it is considerably saving the so-called accumulators. And no emergency lights - they irritate the eyes.
If the parking time you accidentally hurt someone else's car - issued a stern face and drive on. Sometimes, for a change, you can smile: do not worry, because of the trifling meter dent on another wing? From experience, as you well know, wrinkles, and this - is unacceptable.
If you are overtaking another chauvinist on their hideous, had not washed the car - it's time to put in place: Click on the gas and do not let it in its range. The next time he will know: the woman is able to stand up for yourself, even if the gentleman does not consider it necessary, according to the rules of etiquette, to pass it forward.
Even observing these rules, sometimes, about five or six times a year, you'll fall into a variety of accidents. Remember: after the accident - has entered the main stun you chauvinist sudden lunge. Quickly running out of the car, hit the car the perpetrator of the incident on the hood compressed cam (not too much, remember the nails!) And scream: "Because of you, I was late for work!". Variations: the theater, recital of the famous writer, at a reception in the Kremlin. Usually it works.
Have fun driving!
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