1. Guide to the hair dryer company Sears: «Do not use in a dream."
2. On a bag of chips Fritos: «you can win! To participate in the lottery, buying chips is not required. Terms of the draw are inside the package. "
3. On the box of soap Dial: «Directions: Use like regular soap."
4. On the box of frozen semi-finished Schwann's «Instructions: Defrost."
5. The packaging of shower caps "Size: one head."
6. At the bottom (!) Box with the cake: "Do not turn."
7. The box for frozen pizza: "After reheating food is hot."
8. iron Rowenta: «Do not iron clothes on body."
9. The packaging of children's cough syrup, "Do not drive a car or operate complex technological equipment while under the influence of drugs."
10. On the box of sleeping pills: "Caution! May cause drowsiness. "
11. The box of electric Christmas tree garland: "Only use inside or outside."
12. faucet combination: "Do not upotreblinyte for another use."
13. The packaging of nuts: "Caution! It contains nuts. "
14. On package nuts supplied to passengers in airplanes airline American Airlines: «Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
15. Swedish chainsaw: "Please do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
16. Children's Superman costume: "Wearing a suit does not give the ability to fly."
17. On a blanket: "Do not use to protect themselves from the storm."
18. On the bicycle rear view mirror: "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
19. The packaging bicycle suit "does not protect against injuries of the body not covered by the suit."
20. The instructions to the microwave oven, "It is forbidden to dry pet '(the inscription appeared after an American housewife tried to dry in the microwave just to redeem a cat).
21. In a memo to users toilet: "We do not recommend throwing stones into the toilet and heavy objects, because it may cause damage to the toilet."
22. On the package of pine nuts: "This is really nuts grow on pine trees."
23. Memo company that produces greeting cards "Christmas greeting cards is to give on Christmas Eve."
24. The packaging of hair curlers. Two options offered by different companies: "Do not use eyelash curler, it can lead to serious injury to the eyes" and "For external use only."
25. The packaging of condoms: "Do not drive a car, when using our product."
26. bottle cleaner bath: "For best results, wash the bath when it is clean."
27. At a folding chair: "Before decomposed seat, remove the child from him."
28. On the bottle of shampoo (the production of Taiwan): "Use constantly to serious damage to the hair."
29. The packaging of salt, "Attention! It contains a lot of sodium. "
30. The instructions to the camera: "The camera can operate only when the film is inside."
31. The packaging for the steering lock of the car: "Warning! Remove the lock before driving. "
32. Korean knife for cutting meat carcasses: "Take care of the children."
33. The Japanese food processor: "Warning! It can not be used in another way. "
34. The packaging of shampoo for dogs: "Do not feed the fish the contents of the bottle."
35. The packaging facilities for hand washing Palmolive: «Do not use as food."
36. On a bottle of water: "Remove the cover and set it aside. Do not put the cap into his mouth. "
37. unmatched until the top creative compilers of the instructions may be a poster mounted on a small railway station: "Warning! Touching these high voltage will cause instant death. Violators will be fined. "