Confused dates, after which dreams of a family disappear without a trace

Tho, How does a date go?It largely depends on personality, character and mentality. In France. The guy calls the girl he likes for early breakfast instead of dinner, and tries to take not quantity, but quality. They appreciate beautiful, dramatic and often comic stories. They love to tell and live.

Italians are very easy to climb in terms of dating. In Spain. To come to a meeting late is the norm: this is the culture, “I’ll be on time” means at least 20 minutes to the appointed time. When a girl is strong and independent, ready to split the bill in half and pay for your order yourself, Spanish macho will not appreciate this, it will hurt their male pride. Here. Germany Girls are the first to ask guys out, and everyone pays for themselves. Chinese They go to the first meeting of friends.



We have more and more traditional: there is him, she and... some other circumstance that turns their meeting into one of life stories. These stories are then replicated on the Internet, telling about the unsuccessful experience of dating. But they can only be called “unsuccessful” in quotes. We know for certain that many flop-dating It ends with a sentence that goes back decades: “That’s how your mother and I met.” Love stories, no other way. But there are others, just ridiculous and funny.

“The day has not turned out well since morning. Lost her favorite earring, didn't wash her hair, didn't makeup. At lunchtime I met a friend. Talking about our women's, we bought some menthol lollipops to distract us. There's a guy who comes up with this kind of slack: Could we share a lollipop on a stick? My friend and I looked at each other: the men did not go, the ladies asked to treat them something! And he immediately offered money, purely symbolically, just to travel in transport. Okay! I sold him a lollipop. I heard he's in town looking for a wife. That's a slack, or is it? And then I looked into his bright eyes.



“I was at a friend’s wedding, 10 people in all. 4 couples including the bride and groom. I'm on the groom's side, the bride's side. Oh, my God, it was obvious that we were going to be brought together. Everyone was staring at us and giggling. I was looking for such stupid reasons to talk to her, you know. Then I drank and decided to play guitar. Wheezing. In the end, she turned out to be a wonderful person, and we did not meet for long.”

Dating, which ended not at all as it seemed at first “I worked at the art museum, often visited the theater, philharmonic, art exhibitions.” I met a young man, 21 years old, a football player and a military (ensign). He helped when I pulled my ligaments while skating. He invited me to a movie. Jokingly, I remembered the joke about “dad had three sons, two normal, and the third – a football player.” With a sense of humor, he was fortunately fine. And the film turned out to be vulgar and primitive. Russian comedy. Everyone in the room laughed, even me. But the feeling of what I was doing here never left me. I never went on such dates again.”



“I love books. Sometimes they accumulate so much that there is not enough space in a rented apartment. I decided to sell over the Internet. We have a buyer, we have a meeting. A young intellectual (but not a nerd, but a brutal). No hurry, we decided to sit on the bench, talk about the book and about life. He told me he was earning a living. Then I bought a cup of coffee. And we drank it, laughing, and even hugging, on the tram. He did.

I forgot to tell you, someone texted him on his cell phone all this time. Explained it was mom, worried. He's young and free. Stubborn, asked for tea. He admitted that he was 9 years younger than me and that he actually had a girlfriend with whom he lived. It's fair, we broke up without offense.”

“Called a taxi once. The taxi driver immediately called me by name. Strangely, I think I didn't see the dispatcher that way. I asked how I knew. And at that time, few more knew about Getkontakte. I told you. I downloaded the app at the traffic light. The road is long, we talk, there is sympathy. When they arrived, the taxi driver (without the ring on his finger, of course) decided to flirt in the hope of further communication. I have already seen one of the names of this man: “Husband”. Someone! That's what I said. A little embarrassed, he went home.”



How does a date go if the topic of money is touched upon "As a student, I felt material difficulties." He was hungry because the scholarship was not enough. Started dating a girl. On a date under the evening May trills of the nightingale, she suggests going to the cafe. And I have nothing to do, trying to convince: "Why?" Look what a wonderful evening, the air is pleasant - not to breathe. Let's take another walk. And then we sit down on the bench, the girl asks to wait a few minutes and leaves. Waited 20 minutes. It turned out that she went to the cafe, ate, and brought me warm dumplings. Then I realized that she was my man.”



“A beautiful boy asked for a first date. After dinner, he asks, “Leave something for tea?” I shrugged my shoulders and he said, “I never leave you, I just wanted to pounce in front of you.” For some reason, this story taught me nothing, and the next time I paid the bill myself, the guy unceremoniously put the change from the waiter in his pocket.

Later, a friend said that this guy decided to give her a ride from work. I went to the gas station and there was no money. The girl volunteered to borrow. He took it, but he didn't want it back. "I took you home.". And only when colleagues from accounting intervened in the situation, the guy, clasped with his teeth, gave the debt.”



“We took a walk, watched a movie. We are approaching the stop and the transport is no longer running. I didn't count on a taxi. Let's go on foot, crumble in compliments as much as I can. And she, resting her hands on her sides, theatrically gives out: “Buy me tinders, like the queen herself, I will immediately marry you!” What marshmallows, what a queen! And then I gave everything I thought about women's mercantility. Said normal girls don't reveal themselves on the first date. He brought home, of course, but silently. I never saw you again.

Bonus: meeting after communication on the dating site "Meet a girl on a dating site." I knew that nothing special meeting will bring (photos, external data and other already appreciated), but decided to meet in a nightclub. That was the arrangement. There she was waiting for me, a thin and tentacle girl with red curls, glasses. And a blue sweatshirt. I drank peach juice. “Thank you for coming. I'm scared here alone. I would never go, it was my mother who convinced me to go, or because of the books with the textbooks, I won't do it. Yes, the frame is not at all the one we are used to.



Marina (that’s her name), looking at me more closely, continued: I like you. The others would have escaped at the beginning of the conversation. You are kind, even though you try to appear evil and selfish. Out of surprise, I almost dropped my juice cup. She read me like an open book.

Then we talked about the movies. So much in common! I told her about some. hook-upShe joked that she didn’t have to go through this. Marina changed in front of her eyes during the evening. The timid and downtrodden girl had vanished, and now there was a pretty girl sitting next to me with a smile who just needed a drop of attention and care.

From time to time, Marina again closed in her cocoon, but quickly returned. It was clear that my society was not a burden to her, but vice versa. Marina conquered her fear by coming to a place she was very afraid of. After all, we exchanged contacts, and soon her mother came for the girl. The girl said goodbye, Thank you for listening and understanding. “It made me feel better.”

The curtain, or How is a date-confusion, and how it ends "I went out to smoke, thought about it." Marina turned out to be the best of all the pompous and chaste girls on numerous dating sites I have only met. She doesn't need a rich dad, a lot of money, girl pontiffs. She needs simple care and genuine interest in her complex personality. An amazing man with a timid, but such a beautiful inner world. And you know, friends, we'll be friends. And then life will tell.



That's what I mean. Not all the gold that shines. And vice versa. As they say, man determines and God disposes. And, they say, this wisdom, according to one version, ends with the words “and not in man his way.”

How do you like these life stories? Did you see something in them? We are sure that in your arsenal there are similar situations regarding dates and first meetings. Confusion is easier to experience if you talk about it, and laugh at it together. Ready? Let's go in the comments!