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Ran into the synagogue of Odessa SEMA and immediately rushes to the Rabbi:

— Hello, Rabbi. My birthday is tomorrow, and I don't know about it sho. I have two chickens: a gray and variegated. I wring the neck of shoby to cook?

Well... Sam, roll neck gray…

Is still Yes... But then variegated entertainment will begin .

— Hmm... Well, fasten variegated hen, Sam!

But, the Rebbe, because then gray will become bored!

— Sam, do not make me nervous! — outraged the Rabbi. — Both kill the same chickens!

— The Rebbe, but then I'll miss!

The Rabbi scratches his head, thinks and after a couple of minutes talking about:

— Okay, Sam. Go-ka you to the priest, there is just a few blocks away is the Church.

Sam nods and walks out of the synagogue. Comes to Church and turns to the priest:

— Hello. My name is Sam. You see, I have birthday tomorrow, but there is still a small problem. I have two chickens: a gray and mottled. What should I kill and serve it to the guests?

— Well, I don't know... Kill motley, that is... — thinking, said the priest.

But then gray will start to get bored! — again, gets his hurdy-gurdy SEMA.

Yeah well, the dog would be with her! — responsible father.

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