Entered med. The first pair we handed out the questionnaire…

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When I entered the first year of medical school, I had a chance to get into a very awkward situation. The first lesson in gym class we were given a short questionnaire and asked to fill in: height, weight, grades, achievement in sports, etc. All obediently completed the task and handed over the leaflets.

A few days later again, a couple in physical education. On building teacher announces:

— Student of Markov, step forward, forward!

I hesitantly went down.

— So it looks like this washer a growth of 50 cm and weighing in at 164 lbs! Yeah, there's something here that she can swim. Of course, such a damn on the water must keep.

That's really wrong so wrong…

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