A funny anecdote about a rich man and a trip to the resort Bashny.Net

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We gathered once a rich man at a seaside resort. Before the arrival of the chief in the hotel he went to his Secretary, to supervise. When he arrived, he met with the owner of a five star hotel and went on a tour of the surrounding area. They came to the beach, Secretary and says:

— So, this is what you have?

— Don't you see? Pebble. — replied the owner of the hotel.

— No, pebbles my boss does not like. So, all the pebbles from the beach to clean up, instead sprinkle all the white and fine sand.

I'm sorry, but it's quite expensive.

— No problem! — replied the Secretary, opened the suitcase and gave the hotel owner a few packs of hundred dollar bills.

They went on, stopped near the water. Secretary:

— So, what's this you have here?

— Like what? The sea, of course.

Sucks some of the sea, a mud puddle looks like. So, the sea water is clean, filter, all stones from the bottom of the lift and to make the waves rolled ashore every thirty seconds.

— Do you have any idea how much it will cost? Immediately work not on the same day, you need professionals to draw! — outraged the owner of the hotel.

— No problem! Secretary again got a few packs of dollars and handed them to the man.

They went on, the opinion of the Secretary stumbled upon a flock of gulls circling over the shore.

— So, what's this?

— Gulls…

— No, tea should not be. So the seagulls all need somewhere to go, to leave two of the cutest, let them roam the beach, but not off.

— That? Okay, let's say, we remove the gulls... But the remaining two must be to train... It's insanely expensive.

— No problem! — replied the Secretary, gave the remaining money and left.

A few days came his boss in a five star hotel. Came out after a delicious lunch on the beach, and there is beauty! The sand around the white-white, crystal clear water, waves gently rolled so near the water sedately walking a couple of seagulls. The man sat down in the deck chair, and enthusiastically whispered:

— Wow! Well, except this beauty buy for the money?..

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