"Mom, get here soon, he's not married!"
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One warm summer evening my friends, a married couple, called to walk in the Park. Company we have made their little daughter Mary. Came to the Playground, and a small immediately ran to the swings, asked me to drive her. On a nearby swing sat a girl about seven years old and tells me:
— Uncle, and I push!
I stand, shake small, I hear snatches of their conversation: "Your dad? And who? What? How?". Suddenly an unknown girl roared for the entire Park:
— Mom, get here soon, he's not married! And he does not have children!
Young woman on a bench blushed and lowered his head, pretending not to hear. But small to calm down was not going:
— Mom! Well, what are you the village! Masha said, he is good, does not drink, the machine is!
Around came the muffled giggles of others. A brisk girl, mom is definitely in trouble will not leave.