"Mom, I'm poop!"

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When I was flying from Turkey, remember a funny incident in the plane. Near me sat a mother with a little boy. The plane was going to land, but suddenly began to gain altitude. Next came all sorts of maneuvers, from which it became really scary. And then I heard the voice of the commander:

— Dear passengers! Due to the poor visibility forced the plane to go to the second round.

Immediately after the words of the commander of the little boy loudly announced to the entire cabin:

— Mom, I now poop!

But I was particularly amused by the immediate response of a drunk man:

— Do not worry! After these maneuvers we're all now crap, run!

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