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A funny joke about a young beauty and a chance meeting in the park
Once in the park a young and beautiful girl met a beggar. She spread a terrible smell around her, and her dress and hair were in terrible condition. The beggar addressed the girl:
- Miss, I'm sorry, will you give me three dollars for food?
The girl took a few notes out of her wallet and said:
- Answer me one question: If I give you not three dollars, but twenty dollars, will you go and buy some alcohol with it?
- No, come on! I stopped drinking years ago! the beggar said.
- Maybe you should go shopping instead of buying food.
- What shops? I've been wearing this dress for five years, I don't need a new one, I just want to eat.
- Oh, then you're probably gonna go to the barbershop to do that twenty-dollar haircut?
- Miss, look at me! I haven't had a haircut in ten years!
The girl looked at the beggar and said:
- I have a proposition for you. Why don't you go with me and my husband to an expensive restaurant, and I'll feed you and give you a hundred dollars?
- Miss, what are you? Your husband will make a scandal! I'm so dirty, I have an old dress and I smell unbearable.
- Oh, that's okay! I want my husband to know what a girl looks like who doesn't drink at all, doesn't go shopping or look at beauty salons! Maybe then he'll stop nagging that I'm spending money on myself.
via factroom.ru
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