My good friend has a very unusual middle name — Leopoldovich. We jokingly nicknamed him Leopardized.
Despite such a pompous name, my dads buddy has a great sense of humor. Once I phoned them at home, said a cheerful male voice, but I didn't understand whose it was:
Yes, please.
— Hello, Leopardi, healthy!
Is not Leopardi.
— Yes? And who?
— Yes this is very Leopard!
via factroom.ru