Here it is, the student mutual

Ninety million five hundred five thousand one hundred ninety eight



Today, the University approached me classmate Kostya and asked to back him at the lecture. Not like he, you know, for the couple to sit, and for the pass flew to the teacher for attendance was monitored very strictly. But I refused him, saying:

— Yeah, so you're in a Dorm peacefully going to sleep, and I'm on boring lectures to sit, and even to take risks, if the Professor will still know what I is you mention?

Kostya was offended, turned to another classmate Misha, but he refused. Waving to both of us, and Kostya went. The class began, the teacher began to mention the audience. "Oh, okay, I get up the coast, do not lose anything with me, friend!" — I thought. Then the lecturer called his name:

— Kopeikin!

I immediately jumped. But with me rose and Misha, with a roar pushing the chair. And we both, before I realized what was happening, shouted to the audience:

— I!

Long after the teacher called us "brothers Kopeikina"...

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