My mom got a call from the scammers, but they didn't know who to contact!

I think who are phone scammers, explain to anyone not necessary. Well how is calling one a "son" to my mother. She picks up the phone:





— (whispering, excitedly) Mom, it's me. Mom, I'm the police. Bad... Now up to captain the ladies.

The tube takes the "policeman":

— Yes mam, your son was arrested, he had discovered drugs in large volume. The term he's looking great, but can we not pursue it, if you bring eighty thousand. A bribe to the judge will give and all will be well, let go of your son.

Mom, of course, for a second it all did not believe and said:

— You know, comrade captain, we don't have to break the law. If my son will remain with you, then I will have my money, and you will probably get promoted for the capture of a drug dealer. And both of us will no longer interfere in the life of this useless idler. Close it, I give it my blessing.

And hung up.

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