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How to entertain themselves in a public place
- In line for a medical examination in the military to organize the queue, and not to skip forward impudent
- To come to the dean muzzled
- Require expense at McDonalds; whistle, if you do not carry
- On the summits of all - nameplates presidents at the empty seats in the underground set
- To offer a columbarium surrounding smoke
(from the stove to light)
(a spark is not there?)
- Loudly ask the pharmacy ointment cataract assholes
- Stick to the mourners at the cemetery: asking for a shovel (or even a scoop) (and then broke all the nails already)
- Ask vozlekladbischenskih attendants quickly assemble a bridal bouquet of plastic flowers at 3000 rubles (and the ceremony goes wrong)
- Lead grandfather hung with medals at the dog show
- With a flower in a pot put the hood and stand outside to cause rain and cry
- To ask passers-by to smell your fingers
- In the bus when the driver will be asked to transfer the money, just throw them in the direction of the cabin
- To bite the stranger on the subway, in his outrage to say "I'm sorry, momentary weakness»
- In the office, where the urine all bring, hung all containers lemon slices and insert the tube
- For tests of feces, urine and blood in the same bank (and phlegm) (and sprinkle with seasoning)
- Ask the old women at the front desk, where the office of euthanasia
- You can come to the pharmacy with their tablets and to propose change
- Bring the analyzes, wrapped in newspaper
- Walk with apetkarem past the shelves with drugs and occasionally interested in: and this is the pin? and from this goggles?
- In a supermarket trolley full score cheap pans, and screaming at the cashier that they slipped
- Require a pharmacy on morphine pimples
- To try to pay for condoms Egyptian pounds, and respond to perturbations "Tse Well I, an Egyptian»
- Sit on the interview back to the employer
- Accelerate and crash into the wrong truck and call the Rosgosstrakh
- The market aggressively trying to hide in a potato and eggplant
- You can dial any day products and put them to travel to other places (whole day can be fun)
- On soveschenii calmly eat tomatoes
- To remove the socks and stick in a cup colleague
- On medical examination when the hearing check, call the number that tells the doctor, multiplied by three
- Coming to work, change clothes shoes with his left foot to the right and demand the same from his subordinates
- To declare to the meeting that I do not know how to plan it, but always want to eat
- Called the Chief "production difficulties" (contingency)
- Close to the work area to instruct a bunch of empty beer bottles and all say that the second work does not interfere with the main
- Turn to the strange woman, "my dear old lady" and try to pat her on the head
- Apply to all participants of the meeting is very condescending, sometimes offer to take food from the hands
- To print a large-format portrait of a beautiful frame and hang in a prominent place (at work)
(over other people's jobs)
- Write an ad that need permits for new picture cycling
- On corporate toilet hang a sign "rinse, please, at least. Signature: bottom floor »
- Pinned to a bulletin board a piece of sausage and a description of how you found it (whose supposedly?)
- Write ads about new employees "be careful. He steals sugar and toilet paper "signature: wisher
- Hang ads "are kindly requested to cease to wind back the used toilet paper»
- During a speech superiors to light the lighter and gently shake the hand (vi ze ap Champions whisper sing)
- Introduce yourself to all the participants of the meeting "cookie-hand" and give the appropriate cards
- Bring home a floor lamp and say that fluorescent lamps are driving you crazy
- To draw a pentagram under the desk and mumble some time
- To lie under the table legs sticking out and his mother that once spring cracked (and ask for the key 15)
- Every sentence begins with the words, "as the old lady said to my ...»
- Letters and statements begin with the phrase "God will judge ..»
- Coffee machine write a "whites only»
- Hang in the meeting room advertisement "earnest request: do not fart in a chair!»
- Refer to the waitress: "Free my friend ship» © aiweins
- Abundantly sprinkled dressing air cleaner and start flirting with secretaries
© Stepan Eryomin bugzzz, Andrew Makhonin mixedb
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- To come to the dean muzzled
- Require expense at McDonalds; whistle, if you do not carry
- On the summits of all - nameplates presidents at the empty seats in the underground set
- To offer a columbarium surrounding smoke
(from the stove to light)
(a spark is not there?)
- Loudly ask the pharmacy ointment cataract assholes
- Stick to the mourners at the cemetery: asking for a shovel (or even a scoop) (and then broke all the nails already)
- Ask vozlekladbischenskih attendants quickly assemble a bridal bouquet of plastic flowers at 3000 rubles (and the ceremony goes wrong)
- Lead grandfather hung with medals at the dog show
- With a flower in a pot put the hood and stand outside to cause rain and cry
- To ask passers-by to smell your fingers
- In the bus when the driver will be asked to transfer the money, just throw them in the direction of the cabin
- To bite the stranger on the subway, in his outrage to say "I'm sorry, momentary weakness»
- In the office, where the urine all bring, hung all containers lemon slices and insert the tube
- For tests of feces, urine and blood in the same bank (and phlegm) (and sprinkle with seasoning)
- Ask the old women at the front desk, where the office of euthanasia
- You can come to the pharmacy with their tablets and to propose change
- Bring the analyzes, wrapped in newspaper
- Walk with apetkarem past the shelves with drugs and occasionally interested in: and this is the pin? and from this goggles?
- In a supermarket trolley full score cheap pans, and screaming at the cashier that they slipped
- Require a pharmacy on morphine pimples
- To try to pay for condoms Egyptian pounds, and respond to perturbations "Tse Well I, an Egyptian»
- Sit on the interview back to the employer
- Accelerate and crash into the wrong truck and call the Rosgosstrakh
- The market aggressively trying to hide in a potato and eggplant
- You can dial any day products and put them to travel to other places (whole day can be fun)
- On soveschenii calmly eat tomatoes
- To remove the socks and stick in a cup colleague
- On medical examination when the hearing check, call the number that tells the doctor, multiplied by three
- Coming to work, change clothes shoes with his left foot to the right and demand the same from his subordinates
- To declare to the meeting that I do not know how to plan it, but always want to eat
- Called the Chief "production difficulties" (contingency)
- Close to the work area to instruct a bunch of empty beer bottles and all say that the second work does not interfere with the main
- Turn to the strange woman, "my dear old lady" and try to pat her on the head
- Apply to all participants of the meeting is very condescending, sometimes offer to take food from the hands
- To print a large-format portrait of a beautiful frame and hang in a prominent place (at work)
(over other people's jobs)
- Write an ad that need permits for new picture cycling
- On corporate toilet hang a sign "rinse, please, at least. Signature: bottom floor »
- Pinned to a bulletin board a piece of sausage and a description of how you found it (whose supposedly?)
- Write ads about new employees "be careful. He steals sugar and toilet paper "signature: wisher
- Hang ads "are kindly requested to cease to wind back the used toilet paper»
- During a speech superiors to light the lighter and gently shake the hand (vi ze ap Champions whisper sing)
- Introduce yourself to all the participants of the meeting "cookie-hand" and give the appropriate cards
- Bring home a floor lamp and say that fluorescent lamps are driving you crazy
- To draw a pentagram under the desk and mumble some time
- To lie under the table legs sticking out and his mother that once spring cracked (and ask for the key 15)
- Every sentence begins with the words, "as the old lady said to my ...»
- Letters and statements begin with the phrase "God will judge ..»
- Coffee machine write a "whites only»
- Hang in the meeting room advertisement "earnest request: do not fart in a chair!»
- Refer to the waitress: "Free my friend ship» © aiweins
- Abundantly sprinkled dressing air cleaner and start flirting with secretaries
© Stepan Eryomin bugzzz, Andrew Makhonin mixedb
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