Brain crushers are dedicated - 9, absolute as the Celestial, taboo

This utopia is about the faith that still makes us vulnerable, bad, but at the same time so warm and alive. Brain crushers are dedicated to - 9, absolute as the Celestial, taboo.

1. Not a word about ex-men. Idiotically, a simple rule that everyone is so eager to break. Don’t talk, especially if you’re not asked. Obviously you had them. You can discuss them if they weren't. This will be a number, but it is also very controversial for the amateur.

2. Eliminate all phrases like “a line of men behind me” that speak of the great demand of great men for the great you. This is not enough that puts the price tag on the forehead, so it is also terrible to dump it. Such statements are pleasing only to the deaf. Why do you want me? Why am I sitting in your kitchen taking the place of the greats?

3. Don't tell the world about your love. Take your time. Especially if a man asks for it. He had a life before you. Give everyone time. If you are the one, everything will definitely be – and the envy of friends, and the tenderness of your mother.

4. A pause for those who don't. If you don’t go to bed with a man just because you’re waiting for a tram, good luck. Wait for the tram. Kodga I see that the girl likes me and the evening asks for an end - this tram story spoils everything. Sustainability does not make you a decent lady with good manners, it suggests a simple conclusion - sex is not interesting to you. And at 99.9% (the remaining one-tenth I have not yet met), this conclusion is fixed by a boring bed, if it does reach it.

5. Get away from men's freedom. Unnecessary questions, prohibitions, dictatorship and other nonsense can be flushed down the toilet and sprayed, so as not to stink. From the list of unnecessary questions, who are you going with? Why? Who is this? Where? Where was he? What did you do? He'll tell you if he wants to. Either trust or not be with this person. When a woman doesn’t infringe on my freedom, I want to give myself to her.

6. Don't make a face. It's like you buried the whole family in one day. You can't live with a sour face. "Face" is evil. “Face” with yes everything is good / I am not offended / nothing like that / and think for yourself – absolute evil. When I see this, forgive me, I want to get up and never see this woman again.

7. “Sweethearted people only care,” out of service. Show your temperament better in bed. A scandalist and a woman of character are two different women. Each scandal leaves a sediment, and leads only to one thing - goodbye. My love will turn first into indifference and then into disgust.

8. Cut off your balls. If you want a real man to get along with you, stop acting like a man. Because you're not a man, and if a man wanted a man, why the hell would he be such a fool like you? I hit a man and you stay home alone.

9. Stop charging yourself. We all knew about you in the first minute. And then you can sprinkle gold confetti on yourself - you will not become more expensive.

I hear the Holy Nine through one, and sometimes even in a row and almost always in the full BrainFuck VIP Deluxe Edition, regardless of age. Every time I see such a girl on the horizon, I feel the irreversibility of misfortune, which, if it does not happen immediately, will surely overtake in a few months, when the demon stops tearing out of my eyes, but does all this stop me from taking risks? Perhaps there is something above each of these laws that pushes us against it.



Author Vasily Ackerman

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