23 Board of Grigory Oster for those who want to become a good parent

We all remember "Bad advice" beloved children's author Grigory Oster, who repeatedly gave us a smile and really helped to behave well. Now we have grown up, and we ourselves need advice on raising children - and unique writer again ready to help

Website offers to meet with a witty, wise and funny instructions that will help to become the most. . understanding mom and dad



Answering the questions of their children, do not forget that everything you say may be used against you Remember that you have not only the right to remain silent, but can enjoin the child, so that he, too, was silent for a minute at least. Before going to bed do not read a child a fairy tale, and notation. So he will fall asleep more quickly. If after your answer to his question, the child began to stutter, tell him that you are joking. Do not ask the child impossible. Please do try to eat up this mess. If your child requires a second cake, buy him a cake. And let it be for him a good lesson If you have hidden from the children matches themselves can not be found, because they forgot where they were stuck, ask the children -. They will show . Remember that the child is without sin, because he had not eaten any of paradise apples and does not know how to distinguish good from evil. Do not accustom your children to that from which they then have to slowly and painfully wean. Explain to your child that he must learn to behave modestly and decently, that no one had thought about his true intentions. If you are sure that the child himself knows the answer to your question, and tell him so. Ask him to answer his question, and praise for the correct answer Keep in mind:. If your child is a teenage arrogant, cocky, always a doubt, ruthless and indulgent, greedy and disinterested, trustful and cunning bestolku and genius - then you have a completely normal child Send the child to the mother -.. let it respond to his questions If a child requires you to love him for what he is - let Feeds first Pamper your child as often as possible, and it will grow sensitive, gentle and indulgent to himself a man .. Remember that in respect of a teenage child to parents from love to hate is not just a step, but just one small chink. Do not put your fingers into it. Never shout at her child in front of the guests. Wait until they are gone. And if you are late, whisper in his ear all you think about it. Preparing the child for the difficulties of life, look, do not tear off his ears. Explain that a person who violates traffic regulations, before going outdoors should hug their parents and cordially bid farewell with pets, because it is likely to see them one last time. Never say his daughter you disgusting to look at her. Say that, in fact, she is a beauty, but chalk, jam and ketchup on the nose slightly spoil its beauty Remember that. Talk postponement of sexual relations with your adult daughter will not protect her from pregnancy If your child was born a girl - reassurance to the mother. Tell her that it is not the worst. It could be worse - it could be a boy If the child is deliberately trying to get you out of yourself -. Do not go out. Lock the inside zabarrikadiruytes and call reinforcements - call for help his wife



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