Instruction, from which the smile on her face, 23 "harmful" advice witty writer.

Perhaps you, as a child, I loved to read "Harmful advice" of Grigory Oster, who was forced to laugh to tears and much taught. Now, when you most needed advice on how to raise a good child, beloved children's writer is ready to help the good word!

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Tips Grigory Oster

1. Answering the questions of their children, do not forget: everything you say can be used against you.
2. Remember that you not only have the right to remain silent, but you can tell the child that he, too, at least for a moment.
3. If your answer to his question the child began to stutter, tell him you were joking.
4. If you are convinced that the child himself knows the answer to your question, so tell him. Let him answer his own question and praise for the correct answer.
5. Do not demand from the child impossible. First try to finish this mess.
   
   
   
6. If your child requires a second cake, buy him a cake. And let this be a good lesson for him.
7. If you hid from the kids matches and they can't find because I forgot where they are stuck, ask the children — they will show.
8. Remember that children are sinless, because he still didn't eat any crab apples and is not able to distinguish good from evil.
9. Do not accustom their children to, from what they then have to long and hard to wean.
10. Explain to your child that he must learn to behave modestly and decently, so no one would realize his true intentions.
11. Keep in mind: if your child is a teenager arrogant, cocky, all the time doubting himself, ruthless and good-natured, greedy and selfless, trusting and sly, stupid and brilliant — so you have a completely normal child.
12. Send the child to the mother — she answers his questions.
13. Before bed read child tales, and notation. So it's much quicker to sleep.
    
    
    
14. If a child requires you to love him for what he is, — let the first wash.
15. Treat your child as often as possible, and it will grow sensitive, soft and forgiving to yourself man.
16. Remember that in relation to teen parents from love to hate just one step, and just one small crack. It is not necessary to invest in her fingers.
17. Never yell at your child in front of the guests. Wait until they leave. And if you are late, whisper in his ear everything that you think about it.
18. Explain to your child that the person who violates traffic regulations, before exiting to the street needs to hug the parents and heart to say goodbye to a pet because, most likely, see them one last time.
19. Never tell your daughter that you are disgusted to look at her. Tell me that, actually, she's beautiful, but Mel, jam and ketchup on the nose a little spoil her beauty.
20. Preparing the child to meet the challenges of life, look, do not tear off his ears.
    
    
    
21. Remember: delay talking about sex with your adult daughter will not keep her safe from pregnancy.
22. If your child was born a girl — her reassurance. Tell her it's not the worst. Could be worse — she could be a boy.
23. If the child is deliberately trying to rile you up — don't. Lock yourselves indoors, saarikangas and call for backup — call for help wife.
    
    
    

I hope these tips will help you become the best parent for your child! After all, the best kid you've become, without a doubt.

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Christina Mironyuk Fan of painting, especially Monet and Klimt. Loves movies, appreciates the music on vinyl. The architecture and sculpture that inspires inquisitive personality round the clock! Christina has been studying digital technology for prosthetics in dentistry. The girl chooses minimalism and simplicity in the interior, and in life. Inspiring mountain view and the book "Twenty thousand leagues under the sea" by Jules Verne — that is necessary for the happiness of our charming author!