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Bright Kids pearls from real life - laughter and only!
Children as no one else able to use imagination to the full, to find a way out of any situation and be open-minded. They have a lot to learn:
- At the end of a quarter rating. Please show blog. Son:
- Wait, look better, I can wiggle their ears- The son of crossword puzzles: "Without it, not cook pancakes - four letters, the first M".. The child unhesitatingly wrote "Mama».
- Cyrus (4 years 11 months) sees his grandmother's photo in his youth. Asks:
- Grandma, is that you
? -. Yes, I
- You are so smooth was still- I feed Rada (2 years 8 months) with spoons and persuade:
! - Well, let's for my mother, for the Innu
! Daughter chewed for five minutes, I say it again:
- Come on now for a Luba
! Radmila, pointing at his mouth still full, says:
- Wait. There's still Inna.- For the first time I put on the son (4 years) vest. He was surprised: "Mom, I have that once in prison sat?!»
- Kate was 2 years old - a nice period property, when all 'mine' - my pot my dad, my toys, etc. Walk with dad in the backyard. Dad teases her:
- My tree
! - No-oo, it's my tree
! - My shop
! - No-oo, it's my shop
! - My hydropower plant! - And waits as docha respond to the difficult and unfamiliar word
. Katya thought and thought, and careless, so responsible:
- And I do not need it and- Togh Dad says: "Either you're going to sleep right now, or I will swear!". Toja (3, 5 years) looking at him carefully: "From this we do not want anything»
- Anya. 4 years to see newly born kittens:
- Oh, what pretty, so similar to mice, only in the face and it is determined that these are people- In the morning, putting his brother in the garden, put forth a riddle:
! - The early bird gets the children to bed prevents
? A slew:
. - Mom- I collect her son for a walk, shoes boots, decided to accelerate the process to help:
- Come on foot
. The son leg raises, it seems to me that it is not that. I speak:
- Let other
! He submits another. I understand that the first time he was right back to him:
- Let other
! Son surprised looks around, shrugs and says:
- And most do not have- Mom, why cats do not wash their paws after touched people
- The sister fell? in kindergarten and hit the elbow. She sits in the car and said: - Today I fell and did not cry! Mom, I'm ready to give birth
- My good friend - the two daughters the same age. Speaking to the younger, he called her "bunny". Suddenly she asks her:
- And that, too, Lena "Bunny»
? Familiar replies:
- Of course, too, I love you both
. A little thought and requisitions his jealousy, the youngest agrees:
- Well, let the same be "bunny", only little gray and the front foot is broken- The son is studying in the second grade.. Roman numerals it has not yet been explained, but the text of Peter I already asked. The son does his homework, and my wife and I sit next to her and read every one ear listening to what he was reading ...
We hear the following:
- ... Russian Emperor Peter-stick
. I'm laughing already crawled under the table- The Pope:.
- Artyom, who is SpongeBob
? - Dad, what are you doing? It's a yellow cloth, on legs!- In the shop today to hit back and dropped the Five. I say small:
- Bunny, lift, please
. Then the man next to lifts and gives me with the words:
- Of course, I do not ... Bunny
Minor, so indignantly:
- Why then raised- In the morning we go to stop Vanya am (3 years 3 months) on the hands:
? - Mom, what ..
? - Wan, calm down, and me so hard
! - Mom, what ..
? - Wan, leave me alone with your questions, sit down in a minibus, ask
. - Mom, why are you not wearing my shoes !!!- - Thea, you lepish plasticine, my girl, flower
? - No
. It continues to mold thin vertical wand.
- What? Sapling?
- No
. - What is it
? -. Bent armature- - Mom, can I go for a walk
? - From this hole in pantyhose
? - No, Svetka from the third floor- Mitya (5 years) plays in Fixiki:
. - Simca, Napoleon goes
! I:
- Mitya, and you know who Napoleon
? - Yes, it is such a lizard that changes color- We wanted to tease Vic (6, 5 years), chasing a boy:
. - Vic, you're in love with Nikita, whether
? Vick calmly:
- Um, we have a three-year planning a wedding - of course, in love- Husband clean!. The son ran up to me and asks:
- Mom, have you ever seen our dad naked
? - Well, uh ...
- Hurry, look at this horror- Scolded first, the eldest son of classes, then a junior for what dragged the cat, then a cat, for what to eat from the children's plates! . They sat down to finally eat lunch.
Small joy:
- Oh, we eat as if we were a happy family- Lera (3 years 5 months) evening:
! - And when I grow up and graduate from kindergarten, where I'll go
? - The school as Jack
. - And then
? - The Institute
. - And then
? - At work
. - And then
? - Uh ... retired
. - Yes .. And I live when I'm ul>: fit4brain.ru
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- Lera (3 years 5 months) evening:
- Scolded first, the eldest son of classes, then a junior for what dragged the cat, then a cat, for what to eat from the children's plates! . They sat down to finally eat lunch.
- Husband clean!. The son ran up to me and asks:
- We wanted to tease Vic (6, 5 years), chasing a boy:
- Mitya (5 years) plays in Fixiki:
- - Mom, can I go for a walk
- - Thea, you lepish plasticine, my girl, flower
- In the morning we go to stop Vanya am (3 years 3 months) on the hands:
- In the shop today to hit back and dropped the Five. I say small:
- The Pope:.
- The son is studying in the second grade.. Roman numerals it has not yet been explained, but the text of Peter I already asked. The son does his homework, and my wife and I sit next to her and read every one ear listening to what he was reading ...
- My good friend - the two daughters the same age. Speaking to the younger, he called her "bunny". Suddenly she asks her:
- The sister fell? in kindergarten and hit the elbow. She sits in the car and said: - Today I fell and did not cry! Mom, I'm ready to give birth
- Mom, why cats do not wash their paws after touched people
- I collect her son for a walk, shoes boots, decided to accelerate the process to help:
- In the morning, putting his brother in the garden, put forth a riddle:
- Anya. 4 years to see newly born kittens:
- Togh Dad says: "Either you're going to sleep right now, or I will swear!". Toja (3, 5 years) looking at him carefully: "From this we do not want anything»
- Kate was 2 years old - a nice period property, when all 'mine' - my pot my dad, my toys, etc. Walk with dad in the backyard. Dad teases her:
- For the first time I put on the son (4 years) vest. He was surprised: "Mom, I have that once in prison sat?!»
- I feed Rada (2 years 8 months) with spoons and persuade:
- Cyrus (4 years 11 months) sees his grandmother's photo in his youth. Asks:
- The son of crossword puzzles: "Without it, not cook pancakes - four letters, the first M".. The child unhesitatingly wrote "Mama».
