Bright Kids pearls from real life - laughter and only! Bashny.Net

Children as no one else able to use imagination to the full, to find a way out of any situation and be open-minded. They have a lot to learn:

At the end of a quarter rating. Please show blog. Son:
- Wait, look better, I can wiggle their ears
- The son of crossword puzzles: "Without it, not cook pancakes - four letters, the first M".. The child unhesitatingly wrote "Mama».
  - Cyrus (4 years 11 months) sees his grandmother's photo in his youth. Asks:
    - Grandma, is that you
    ? -. Yes, I
    - You are so smooth was still
    - I feed Rada (2 years 8 months) with spoons and persuade:
      ! - Well, let's for my mother, for the Innu
      ! Daughter chewed for five minutes, I say it again:
      - Come on now for a Luba
      ! Radmila, pointing at his mouth still full, says:
      - Wait. There's still Inna.
      - For the first time I put on the son (4 years) vest. He was surprised: "Mom, I have that once in prison sat?!»
        
        Kate was 2 years old - a nice period property, when all 'mine' - my pot my dad, my toys, etc. Walk with dad in the backyard. Dad teases her:
        - My tree
        ! - No-oo, it's my tree
        ! - My shop
        ! - No-oo, it's my shop
        ! - My hydropower plant! - And waits as docha respond to the difficult and unfamiliar word
        . Katya thought and thought, and careless, so responsible:
        - And I do not need it and
        
        Togh Dad says: "Either you're going to sleep right now, or I will swear!". Toja (3, 5 years) looking at him carefully: "From this we do not want anything»
        
        Anya. 4 years to see newly born kittens:
        - Oh, what pretty, so similar to mice, only in the face and it is determined that these are people
        
        In the morning, putting his brother in the garden, put forth a riddle:
        ! - The early bird gets the children to bed prevents
        ? A slew:
        . - Mom
        
        I collect her son for a walk, shoes boots, decided to accelerate the process to help:
        - Come on foot
        . The son leg raises, it seems to me that it is not that. I speak:
        - Let other
        ! He submits another. I understand that the first time he was right back to him:
        - Let other
        ! Son surprised looks around, shrugs and says:
        - And most do not have
        
        Mom, why cats do not wash their paws after touched people
        
        The sister fell? in kindergarten and hit the elbow. She sits in the car and said: - Today I fell and did not cry! Mom, I'm ready to give birth
        
        My good friend - the two daughters the same age. Speaking to the younger, he called her "bunny". Suddenly she asks her:
        - And that, too, Lena "Bunny»
        ? Familiar replies:
        - Of course, too, I love you both
        . A little thought and requisitions his jealousy, the youngest agrees:
        - Well, let the same be "bunny", only little gray and the front foot is broken
        
        The son is studying in the second grade.. Roman numerals it has not yet been explained, but the text of Peter I already asked. The son does his homework, and my wife and I sit next to her and read every one ear listening to what he was reading ...
        We hear the following:
        - ... Russian Emperor Peter-stick
        . I'm laughing already crawled under the table
        
        The Pope:.
        - Artyom, who is SpongeBob
        ? - Dad, what are you doing? It's a yellow cloth, on legs!
        
        In the shop today to hit back and dropped the Five. I say small:
        - Bunny, lift, please
        . Then the man next to lifts and gives me with the words:
        - Of course, I do not ... Bunny
        Minor, so indignantly:
        - Why then raised
        
        In the morning we go to stop Vanya am (3 years 3 months) on the hands:
        ? - Mom, what ..
        ? - Wan, calm down, and me so hard
        ! - Mom, what ..
        ? - Wan, leave me alone with your questions, sit down in a minibus, ask
        . - Mom, why are you not wearing my shoes !!!
        
        - Thea, you lepish plasticine, my girl, flower
        ? - No
        . It continues to mold thin vertical wand.
        - What? Sapling?
        - No
        . - What is it
        ? -. Bent armature
        
        - Mom, can I go for a walk
        ? - From this hole in pantyhose
        ? - No, Svetka from the third floor
        
        Mitya (5 years) plays in Fixiki:
        . - Simca, Napoleon goes
        ! I:
        - Mitya, and you know who Napoleon
        ? - Yes, it is such a lizard that changes color
        
        We wanted to tease Vic (6, 5 years), chasing a boy:
        . - Vic, you're in love with Nikita, whether
        ? Vick calmly:
        - Um, we have a three-year planning a wedding - of course, in love
        
        Husband clean!. The son ran up to me and asks:
        - Mom, have you ever seen our dad naked
        ? - Well, uh ...
        - Hurry, look at this horror
        
        Scolded first, the eldest son of classes, then a junior for what dragged the cat, then a cat, for what to eat from the children's plates! . They sat down to finally eat lunch.
        Small joy:
        - Oh, we eat as if we were a happy family
        
        Lera (3 years 5 months) evening:
        ! - And when I grow up and graduate from kindergarten, where I'll go
        ? - The school as Jack
        . - And then
        ? - The Institute
        . - And then
        ? - At work
        . - And then
        ? - Uh ... retired
        . - Yes .. And I live when I'm ul>: fit4brain.ru
        
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