Zhvanetski: Best alibi - to be a victim

• The best alibi - be zheptvoy
. • It is a small dollar than many thanks.
• It is better to lunch without appetite, what's appetite without lunch.
• It is seven times sweating than once with frost!
• It is better to live a long ocheped than out a short-cutting.
• It is difficult to make love, than love to engage in labor.

• A pedestrian is always right. While alive.
• The main thing - do not go out to the light
. • Beautifully live not forbid. But you can prevent ...
• Do not drive faster than flying your guardian angel.
• to run across the street at a red light and was hit by oncoming pedestrians.
• I'm too fast drive a car to worry about cholesterol!
• Any car will last until the end of life, if you go quite dashing.

• The fertilized, then grew.
• All men are brothers, but not all on reason.
• Better belly of beer than the hump of the work.
• bald head - a clearing, trampled thoughts
. • Scientists - light and ignorance - pleasant shade
. • Thought only thought when her head thinking.
• Few know his own worth - we must also demand
. • If you long to call relatives or friends, then they are fine.

• In the story difficult to enter, but it's easy to plunge.
• How hard is it to crawl with head held high!
• One head - hoposho and with
the body better. • It's a shame when your dreams come true at the other!
• On your mistakes learn from others - make a career
. • Lottery - the most accurate method of accounting for the number of optimists
. • Raised a man does not make a woman remarks, bearing bad sleeper.
• High degree of embarrassment - two views encountered in the keyhole

. • VoiceMail Kalashnikov.
• Everything is going well, just past ...
• Better over you laugh than cry.
• While the measure seven times, others have already cut off.
• The most difficult person is given that is not given to him.
• Not only to find their place in life, you have to find it first.
• If a person knows what he wants, then he or knows a lot or a little wants.

• And then he took a knife and killed himself.
• If the person can not be bought, it can be sold.
• In either of us sleeping genius. And with each passing day ... kpepche
• Think so difficult - so most people judge
. • The more I look into the mirror, the more I believe Darwin.
• To start from scratch, it still need to go up a long time.
• Well, you struck a wall head ... And what will you do in the next cell?
• Microbes slowly crawling over the body Lefty, with difficulty dragging the horseshoe ...

• The finder exit trample the first!
• Of two evils, I then selects what panshe not ppoboval ...
• No need to run away from the sniper, only die tired.
• The crew says goodbye to you and wishes you a pleasant flight ....
• A lot of good people in the world ... But in the world to them anymore ...
• Nothing hurts no man as fragments of their own happiness.
• In life there is always a feat. You just need to be away from this place.
• Positive emotions - it is the emotions that arise, if at all put ...

• What kind of roof does not like to drive fast?
• He came - thank you gone - thank you very much ...
• Each person in his own right. But I think there is.
• That I saw you on crutches, and you're my one eye!
• All the great long been dead, and I am something indisposed ...
• Do not exaggerate the stupidity of enemies and faithful friends ...
• I remember in my 43-m so sore feet! .. And bought the 45th and fine ...
• To save a drowning, to lend a hand is not enough - it is necessary that he filed his answer

. • What a pity that you finally leave ...
• Born to crawl - crawl through
everywhere. • Met my clothes, carried too bad ...
• The idea came into his head and now chases the brain.
• I respect infinitely monstrous choice of my people.
• In some both hemispheres are protected by the skull, others - pants
. • Friends are learned in trouble, unless they manage to find at the same time.
• There was a strong wind so that cigarettes with a gut-wrenching teeth ...

• He is not a person but an object for intramuscular injection
• Luck smiles brave ... And then laughs at them for a long time!
• Levity - it's a good feeling at your own risk
• To megalomania does not require greatness, and would be enough mania.
• Dobpo always triumphs over evil, mean, who won, and the dobpy.
• Only a birthday know how many unnecessary things in the world.
• Laughter without reason - a sign that you or an idiot, or a pretty girl
. • People are divided into those to whom you can rely on those to whom you need to put.

• «Eva» Costume she really is, only need to take in some places.
• Some look brave, because they are afraid to run away.
• Life - like a piano: key white key black ... cover

. • He went to bed and slept hard.