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Michael Zhvanetsky: it is Necessary to be able to leave with a bad movie
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Zhvanetsky is one of those authors who can give a thought laconic, sarcastic and a completely completed form. And most importantly, his sketches everyone — although perhaps we may not really wanted.
Eighty two million eight hundred seventy four thousand five hundred twenty one
About life
1. In history it is difficult to enter but easy to get.
2. Fortune favors the brave... I blew them!
3. Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity.
4. The highest degree of embarrassment — two views encountered in the keyhole.
5. The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears that the way it is.
6. Everything is going well, just past.
7. The forbidden things there, some things are not recommended.
8. Want all at once, and get nothing and gradually.
9. In the beginning was the Word... However, judging by how events developed further, the Word was unprintable.
10. All day sleep all night don't eat — of course, tired...
11. Wisdom does not always come with age. It happens that age comes alone.
12. Any car will last until the end of life, if you go quite famously.
13. The most unfortunate animal — an octopus. His legs and hands from the ass, and she ass — with his ears.
14. Better love to do than barely to make love.
15. Only birthday you know how many unnecessary things in the world.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.
17. Happy? At different times on this question answered in different ways, but always in the negative.
18. All happy does not happen. If you're happy, it means not the end.
19. Great happiness to see a real bloody heroic life and not to participate in it.
20. Happiness is to see the toilet and have time to run for it.
21. Nice to live not forbid. But to prevent possible.
22. If you argue with an idiot, it probably does the same thing he is.
23. I said, "Or I will live well, or my work will become immortal." And life is again turned in the direction of the works.
24. Good always triumphs over evil, so who won, and a good one.
about Russia
1. Russia — country of talents. Talents weight — no one to work.
2. When one feels that the whole world is lying? When you're on the plane to announce that the time difference between Moscow and new York in just 8 hours.
3. History of Russia — the struggle of ignorance with injustice.
4. Our freedom is reminiscent of traffic lights, which burn three fire at once.
5. We have what may not be. We just may not be. We have just anything you want to, may not be.
6. In a country where everything is sneaking along the fence, not easy way to ask.
7. Today's word: "There is one good TV broadcast..."— reminiscent of the denunciation.
8. A normal person in our country responds to the surrounding only one he does. Therefore, non-drinker still a bastard.
9. We shall never be led astray — we don't care where to go.
One million one hundred ninety two thousand five hundred seventy nine
About the person
1. If you say that you are a multifaceted personality, — do not be fooled. Maybe, I mean, you bastard, bastard and a parasite at the same time.
2. Have you seen a man who never lies? Its hard to see, its all the same avoid.
3. The hardest one is given what is not given to him.
4. A decent man can easily learn how clumsily he does meanness.
5. In every major person has something in small print.
6. The difference between smart and wise: smart, with great difficulty, gets out of the situation, which is wise misses.
7. Thinking so hard, so most people judge.
8. People are divided into those who can count, and those who need to put.
9. If there is someone willing to move mountains for him will go the other, ready to wring his neck.
10. Every man is the architect of his happiness and anvil a stranger.
11. Born to crawl — crawl through everywhere.
12. Some have both hemispheres protected by the skull, the other is pants.
13. Some look brave, because they are afraid to run away.
14. It's hard to be the last bitch — always someone is behind you!
Serious
1. Life is short. And should be able to. You should be able to get away with a bad film. Throw a bad book. To get away from the bad man. Many of them.
2. Nothing hurts a man like splinters of own happiness.
3. What is the writing life? No thought aloud. What is literary death? Publication.
4. Well, at least five minutes a day think bad about yourself. When you think bad is one thing... But about myself five minutes a day... It's like thirty minutes of running.
5. Never exaggerate stupidity enemies and loyalty to friends.
6. True loneliness is when you're up all night talking to yourself, and you don't understand.
7. Guys, if we're neck-deep in shit, hold hands! published
P. S. And remember, only by changing their consumption — together we change the world! ©
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Eighty two million eight hundred seventy four thousand five hundred twenty one
About life
1. In history it is difficult to enter but easy to get.
2. Fortune favors the brave... I blew them!
3. Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity.
4. The highest degree of embarrassment — two views encountered in the keyhole.
5. The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears that the way it is.
6. Everything is going well, just past.
7. The forbidden things there, some things are not recommended.
8. Want all at once, and get nothing and gradually.
9. In the beginning was the Word... However, judging by how events developed further, the Word was unprintable.
10. All day sleep all night don't eat — of course, tired...
11. Wisdom does not always come with age. It happens that age comes alone.
12. Any car will last until the end of life, if you go quite famously.
13. The most unfortunate animal — an octopus. His legs and hands from the ass, and she ass — with his ears.
14. Better love to do than barely to make love.
15. Only birthday you know how many unnecessary things in the world.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.
17. Happy? At different times on this question answered in different ways, but always in the negative.
18. All happy does not happen. If you're happy, it means not the end.
19. Great happiness to see a real bloody heroic life and not to participate in it.
20. Happiness is to see the toilet and have time to run for it.
21. Nice to live not forbid. But to prevent possible.
22. If you argue with an idiot, it probably does the same thing he is.
23. I said, "Or I will live well, or my work will become immortal." And life is again turned in the direction of the works.
24. Good always triumphs over evil, so who won, and a good one.
about Russia
1. Russia — country of talents. Talents weight — no one to work.
2. When one feels that the whole world is lying? When you're on the plane to announce that the time difference between Moscow and new York in just 8 hours.
3. History of Russia — the struggle of ignorance with injustice.
4. Our freedom is reminiscent of traffic lights, which burn three fire at once.
5. We have what may not be. We just may not be. We have just anything you want to, may not be.
6. In a country where everything is sneaking along the fence, not easy way to ask.
7. Today's word: "There is one good TV broadcast..."— reminiscent of the denunciation.
8. A normal person in our country responds to the surrounding only one he does. Therefore, non-drinker still a bastard.
9. We shall never be led astray — we don't care where to go.
One million one hundred ninety two thousand five hundred seventy nine
About the person
1. If you say that you are a multifaceted personality, — do not be fooled. Maybe, I mean, you bastard, bastard and a parasite at the same time.
2. Have you seen a man who never lies? Its hard to see, its all the same avoid.
3. The hardest one is given what is not given to him.
4. A decent man can easily learn how clumsily he does meanness.
5. In every major person has something in small print.
6. The difference between smart and wise: smart, with great difficulty, gets out of the situation, which is wise misses.
7. Thinking so hard, so most people judge.
8. People are divided into those who can count, and those who need to put.
9. If there is someone willing to move mountains for him will go the other, ready to wring his neck.
10. Every man is the architect of his happiness and anvil a stranger.
11. Born to crawl — crawl through everywhere.
12. Some have both hemispheres protected by the skull, the other is pants.
13. Some look brave, because they are afraid to run away.
14. It's hard to be the last bitch — always someone is behind you!
Serious
1. Life is short. And should be able to. You should be able to get away with a bad film. Throw a bad book. To get away from the bad man. Many of them.
2. Nothing hurts a man like splinters of own happiness.
3. What is the writing life? No thought aloud. What is literary death? Publication.
4. Well, at least five minutes a day think bad about yourself. When you think bad is one thing... But about myself five minutes a day... It's like thirty minutes of running.
5. Never exaggerate stupidity enemies and loyalty to friends.
6. True loneliness is when you're up all night talking to yourself, and you don't understand.
7. Guys, if we're neck-deep in shit, hold hands! published
P. S. And remember, only by changing their consumption — together we change the world! ©
Join us in Facebook , Vkontakte, Odnoklassniki
Source: vk.com/blacklionmag?w=wall-95325074_12471
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