Genius sarcasm Stanislaw Jerzy Lec.

The ability to clothe the idea in a concise and biting phrase - is an art. And there are people who have reached the dizzy heights of art. Among of them - the famous Polish poet, philosopher, satirist, and one of the greatest aphorist XX century Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
. His aphorisms act on the brain as well as an invigorating shower - on the body
.
About
life • People are lonely, potomy instead of bridges they stpoit wall.
• Well, let's say you break through a wall head. And what will you do in the next cell?
• hopelessness we call position, the output of which we do not like.
• I thought it was down to the bottom, when suddenly a knock on the bottom ...
• The truth usually lies in the middle. More often than not, without tombstones.
• Vehicles, but the elevator breaks down more often than a ladder.
• Not every gray mass that has to do with the brain.
• Many do not return boomerangs. Choose freedom.
• A moment of awareness of its mediocre there is a flash of genius.
• Proverbs contradict one another. This, in fact, the proverb is.
• From one system we still have a long time to get out - of solar
. • Ignorance of the law is not an excuse. But knowledge is often exempt.
• It is enough to succumb to the illusion to feel the real impact.
• Everything has been described. Fortunately, not everything else is thought.
• Optimism and pessimism differ only in the date of doomsday.
• To tell the truth, we know life only in literature. Of course, except for those who do not know the literature.
• When I start to think seriously, I see how comical world.
• It is a pity that in heaven we must go in a hearse!
• When the gossip age, they become myths.
• If you look at the world narrowed, it is easier to hide the tears.
• all rights case. To know more, who governs the case.
• All my life to go to the target as possible, unless it is constantly postponed.
• I do not like laughter through tears -. It is diluted
• The list of agony that our people have suffered, should include compulsory school reading.
• Life - a harmful thing. From it all die.

Oh man
• After talking with some people I get the distinct range of usefulness.
• to go crazy, only those who have it.
• A roof over your head often does not allow people to grow.
• Many zeros seems that they - the orbit on which the world turns
. • Fool - is a man who thinks he is smarter than me
. • Anyone who does not understand anything, can take on anything.
• Split personality - severe mental illness as driving countless creatures, which are usually crushed man to miserable two
. • Childbirth - a painful process, especially if a person creates himself, and even in his mature years
. • Conscience of his net. Do not second-hand.
• If the animal is killed intentionally, it would be a human act.
• I knew so little well-read man, he had to write quotations from the classics.
• The boundary between light and shadow -. You
• God created us in his image and likeness. But how confident he was working in a realistic manner?

About a man and a woman
• What do you say, physics? The cooling of relations between people as a result of friction between them.
• If you have increased the art to converse, have decreased fertility.
• Women - a sadistic; They tortured us anguish that we are causing them.
• Can you imagine a woman who would allow her lover a thousand and one night telling tales?
• A real man can be found, even when he is naked.
• plagiarist, sleep tight. Muse - woman, she rarely confess, who was the first
. • You can only fall in love with one of jealousy.
• The devil does not sleep with just anyone ....

Tips
satirist • Man, the world is wide open to you, so be careful how he would not fall out.
• Sometimes you have to be silent, to have listened to you.
• Beautiful lie? Attention! This is creativity.
• Be altruistic: respect the selfishness of others
! • Be realistic: do not tell the truth
. • God - humorist, if not believe me - look at yourself in the mirror
. • Always refer to other gods. They will listen to you out of the lineup.
• We will not try to understand each other, to each other, not hate.
• Let people at least as long as the science is not open, that we are doing something else.