That's what sincerity in Odessa

Odessans - cheerful people with a great sense of humor, who know how to get out of any situation and deftly answer even the most tricky question.

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• - Sarah Abramovna is your headache?
  - Oh, gone to play cards.
  
  • - Uncle Izzy - says Semotchka - thank you very much for the pipe that you gave me. Such an expensive gift!
    - Yes, nonsense! Why is there a way? 60 kopecks.
    - But mom and dad every night give me 3 rubles, so I would not dudel.
    
    • - Five dragging bags, little Sophie! And sho you bought at the Privoz?
      - 20 kilos is not your business!
      
      • SMS correspondence Odessites "Jacob Solomonovich, still can not find your phone number, call me!»
        Sms: "Nathan Izrailevich, I also can not find your number, Shaw will do?»
        
        
        
        
        • - Sema that his nephew's birthday present to?
          - And let's present him with a rubber Babu!
          - U mad! He's such an intelligent boy!
          - And we put on her glasses ...
          
          • From the trolley leaves the visitor and asked the first comer:
            - Where's your famous Deribasovskaya?
            - So you still have to stop four pass!
            - And in the bus I was told to go right now ...
            - Excuse me, but you are standing or sitting?
            
            • check the blog son Father:
              - So, physics - 2 ... Celia, do you hear? Physics - 2! So, mathematics - 2 ... Celia, do you hear? Mathematics - 2! So, singing - 5 ... Celia, do you hear? He also sings!
              
              • - All Sofochka! Tomorrow still dramatically change your life!
                - That you sho, Monya, ulyazheshsya on TV and you will be playing on the couch?!
                
                
                
                
                • - Desires that are not short of money, called a dream, Rose.
                  - Hm! And I think you sho, Sema, dreamily looking at the local girls!
                  
                  • - Sonia, you did know, Shaw is the rage?
                    - Rage - a sound that emits Monya, when he sees the price tag on the fashionable things ...
                    
                    • The downpour. Knock on the door. Abram opens, and then mother-in-law is. He
                      tells her:
                      - Sho Bu, mother, in this weather on the street do? Go home!
                      
                      • - Aunt Sarah, can I leave your toys on time?
                        - A sho happened Sёmochka?
                        - Yes brother brought home from the hospital. It is not known yet what kind of person ...
                        
                        
                        
                        
                        • - I always put a note in his pocket with the address in case to me, dead drunk, could bring home.
                          - And what do you write?
                          - Paris, Montmartre.
                          - But you still live in Odessa?
                          - Yes. But twice visited Paris.
                          
                          • - A glass of water, please.
                            - With or without syrup?
                            - Without syrup.
                            - And without syrup?
                            
                            • - dear, but who are you by nationality?
                              - And how did you know?
                              
                              • - Sonia remember sho men did not walk because they sho dogs and bastards, but because Shaw all women are beautiful!
                                
                                • - Haimchik, I'm not saying you sho me the best?
                                  - No!
                                  - Sho is, and who am I to say it yesterday?
                                  
                                  
                                  
                                  
                                  • Abram at Privoz:
                                    - How much is this fish?
                                    - 100 hryvnia.
                                    - Nightmare! And there is the fish?
                                    - One and a half nightmare.
                                    
                                    • - Monya, and who are the VIPs?
                                      - Izzy, I think after sho those who love poVIPendrivatsya.
                                      
                                      • - Tell me, what kind of bliss is I'm eating?
                                        - Our chef has prepared a garnet-cognac sauce and tormented five o'clock choice piece of pork ...
                                        - Oh, can I ask?
                                        
                                        • - Monya, shares Are you my opinion?
                                          - Yes, dear, even as the share, as much as two. Part of the first reject completely, well, the second did not agree - absolutely!
                                          
                                          • - Fima! If you are still sent to Siberia, I am, of course, I'll go with you! But it is necessary to buy a fur coat in advance!
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