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Odessans - cheerful people with a great sense of humor, who know how to get out of any situation and deftly answer even the most tricky question.
Website offers to learn from residents of the famous town of their talent to bypass acute angles and remain optimistic, no matter what happens.
- Sarah Abramovna is your headache?
- Oh, gone to play cards.
- Uncle Izzy - says Semotchka - thank you very much for the pipe that you gave me. Such an expensive gift!
- Yes, nonsense! Why is there a way? 60 kopecks.
- But mom and dad every night give me 3 rubles, so I would not dudel.
- Five dragging bags, little Sophie! And sho you bought at the Privoz?
- 20 kilos is not your business!
SMS correspondence Odessites "Jacob Solomonovich, still can not find your phone number, call me!»
Sms: "Nathan Izrailevich, I also can not find your number, Shaw will do?»
- Sema that his nephew's birthday present to?
- And let's present him with a rubber Babu!
- U mad! He's such an intelligent boy!
- And we put on her glasses ...
From the trolley leaves the visitor and asked the first comer:
- Where's your famous Deribasovskaya?
- So you still have to stop four pass!
- And in the bus I was told to go right now ...
- Excuse me, but you are standing or sitting?
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- So, physics - 2 ... Celia, do you hear? Physics - 2! So, mathematics - 2 ... Celia, do you hear? Mathematics - 2! So, singing - 5 ... Celia, do you hear? He also sings!
- All Sofochka! Tomorrow still dramatically change your life!
- That you sho, Monya, ulyazheshsya on TV and you will be playing on the couch?!
- Desires that are not short of money, called a dream, Rose.
- Hm! And I think you sho, Sema, dreamily looking at the local girls!
- Sonia, you did know, Shaw is the rage?
- Rage - a sound that emits Monya, when he sees the price tag on the fashionable things ...
The downpour. Knock on the door. Abram opens, and then mother-in-law is. He
tells her:
- Sho Bu, mother, in this weather on the street do? Go home!
- Aunt Sarah, can I leave your toys on time?
- A sho happened Sёmochka?
- Yes brother brought home from the hospital. It is not known yet what kind of person ...
- I always put a note in his pocket with the address in case to me, dead drunk, could bring home.
- And what do you write?
- Paris, Montmartre.
- But you still live in Odessa?
- Yes. But twice visited Paris.
- A glass of water, please.
- With or without syrup?
- Without syrup.
- And without syrup?
- dear, but who are you by nationality?
- And how did you know?
- Sonia remember sho men did not walk because they sho dogs and bastards, but because Shaw all women are beautiful!
- Haimchik, I'm not saying you sho me the best?
- No!
- Sho is, and who am I to say it yesterday?
Abram at Privoz:
- How much is this fish?
- 100 hryvnia.
- Nightmare! And there is the fish?
- One and a half nightmare.
- Monya, and who are the VIPs?
- Izzy, I think after sho those who love poVIPendrivatsya.
- Tell me, what kind of bliss is I'm eating?
- Our chef has prepared a garnet-cognac sauce and tormented five o'clock choice piece of pork ...
- Oh, can I ask?
- Monya, shares Are you my opinion?
- Yes, dear, even as the share, as much as two. Part of the first reject completely, well, the second did not agree - absolutely!
- Fima! If you are still sent to Siberia, I am, of course, I'll go with you! But it is necessary to buy a fur coat in advance!
Illustration on preview: Vladimir Lyubarov
via www.lubarov.ru/animation.aspx
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