Odessa - a special city. On the unique humor and slang, famous of its inhabitants were legends, write books and make films. Casual conversations Odessites deserve special attention - these people just never climb into his pocket for labels and sneering words.
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- - Rose Markovna, and Shaw is at your feet are crooked fingers?
- Due to the belief ...
- What kind of opinion?
- I am convinced, I sho 35th the size of his feet. - my husband of 50 years. The difference between us in 20 years.
- Oh, congratulations!
- What?
- Well, of course, for his 70 years, you still look pretty good!
- - Rose Moiseevna, how old are you?
- That every year different! - Moishe, you do not know how we are working tomorrow?
- Reluctant ... - Hello, Celia, what do ve?
- The same can be engaged in a respectable married woman at 10 pm ?! I sit, eat ... - In Odessa, so many beautiful girls that like it or not, and you want. - Izzy, we'll go home with you?
- Little Sophie, how do you want?
- And how to say, "Porsche" or "porshe»?
- Honey, the same right to say: "trollEybus».
- An elderly couple came on a visit to another of the same. While grandmother are busy in the kitchen, grandparents talk in the room.
- Last week we went to a new restaurant did not like.
- And what kind of restaurant?
- Hell, out of my head. What do you call that red flower that you give to someone you love?
- Tulip?
- No.
- Dahlia?
- There is none.
- Rose?
- Similarly, rose.
(in the kitchen):
- Rose, the name of the restaurant we went to last week? - - Sarochka, I decided that I'll never swear to you!
- No, you look at him, he decided to ... And I asked you?!
- - Sema sho most important thing in female beauty?
- Mouth!
- And the shape, color, size? ..
- No. The main thing shoby it was closed. Rabinovich at a reception in the clinic:
- Doctor! Look for my other diseases. This is too expensive. - If you do not have high blood pressure, osteoarthritis, cars, apartments, furniture and maintenance ... then you are young and you still all ahead. - Look, Haim You ever had to hide, sho you a Jew?
- What's the point, Yasha? Where do the same, in your opinion, could hide the natural intelligence in my eyes, proud profile and impeccable manners?
- - I am yesterday evening for the 800 calories burned.
- Oh, Rose, I also want to dictate - I'll write!
- A record sho? Put the chicken in the oven and forget! - My Pesia ever whines: "Mine is nothing to wear, nothing to wear mine!»
- Oh, Fima! I beg you! Give her a sack of potatoes, and let them wear! The couple went to the bus. On the output passes a young girl in a short skirt. Her husband accompanies her a long look. Wife:
- Well, sho, Marik, and it was worth that I sho Chiba arrange home? - Izzy, are you asleep?
- Nah ...
- A sho eyes closed?
- Sight saving both ...
- - You have a sleeping pill?
- There.
- What is the cost?
- 500 hryvnia.
- 500 hryvnia ?! Yes, if I give a sleeping pill for 500 hryvnia - I was not able to sleep at all! A knock at the door:
- Here lives Rabinovich?
A voice from behind the door:
- Is this life? - This shamelessness I never saw! And you can still see?
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