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4 Things Men Will Never Understand About Women
In fact, men do not understand women at all! Here is a small collection that proves this.
1. Hygiene pads
Women have critical days. In order to help them solve this delicate problem, there is a darkness of all sorts of pads and tampons, all the wealth of choice of which can be divided into three groups: small, medium and large. It's kind of like a McDonald's coffee cup -- the size depends on the amount of liquid they need to hold.
But here's the thing: gaskets are divided into different kinds by ... length. That is, it turns out that the difference between them lies not in the ability to retain different amounts of moisture, but in the fact that they are designed for different sizes of the hole from which this moisture comes? And pads are the size of the average male foot. What kind of man can understand that?
2. Dates.
For some reason, it is extremely important for women to remember dates. Don’t forget the month of your date, your birthday or your wedding anniversary! However, in men’s heads, as you know, such information is not kept at all.
Any other one holds -- this one weathers out in the moment, that's what's amazing. And the point here, according to science, is not that he “does not care about relationships.”
Romantic dates are sent to the “daddy” to facts such as “how many cars were damaged on the set of the film Terminator 2: Judgment Day” or “what is the distance from the Earth to the moon.” They will remember, if necessary, it is just not the information that is kept on the desktop of their memory all the time.
3. Toilet accessories
Every man who still (or already) buys hygiene items for himself keeps a standard set in the bathroom: one shower gel, one shampoo, a toothbrush and pasta. Deodorant is also one, plus maybe a set of razors and some shaving foam. Okay.
How many women do you know who limit themselves to one bottle of shampoo? Serve most at least five pieces - strengthening with vitamin E and nutrition with amino acids - and you can give as many arguments as you like that there is no difference between them. No, they still need one shampoo to smell avocado and melon, and the other - sea buckthorn and jojojoba. There's nothing you can do about it. There's only one way out.
Does she really need all those cans and bottles? Of course not. But the world is full of things we don’t need, but without which our lives would be much less attractive. After all, men also have their own toys, which are completely useless from the female point of view.
4. Pants
Look in the closet of any man - you will find jeans, pants, maybe even sports pants and shorts.
The variety of women's pants is incomprehensible. Jeans for every day and trousers for the exit – it goes without saying. But what do they want? These are not shorts or full pants. It creates the effect that they suddenly grew out of them, as in some movie where a child magically becomes an adult. Why would they? A mystery.
There are leggings, buffoons, shortened ankle pants, linen pants, breezes, gaucho pants... you can’t remember everything.
And here is what is still unclear: if the capri of the same length are worn by women of different heights, can you count those on small, shortened trousers? .
via factroom.ru
1. Hygiene pads
Women have critical days. In order to help them solve this delicate problem, there is a darkness of all sorts of pads and tampons, all the wealth of choice of which can be divided into three groups: small, medium and large. It's kind of like a McDonald's coffee cup -- the size depends on the amount of liquid they need to hold.
But here's the thing: gaskets are divided into different kinds by ... length. That is, it turns out that the difference between them lies not in the ability to retain different amounts of moisture, but in the fact that they are designed for different sizes of the hole from which this moisture comes? And pads are the size of the average male foot. What kind of man can understand that?
2. Dates.
For some reason, it is extremely important for women to remember dates. Don’t forget the month of your date, your birthday or your wedding anniversary! However, in men’s heads, as you know, such information is not kept at all.
Any other one holds -- this one weathers out in the moment, that's what's amazing. And the point here, according to science, is not that he “does not care about relationships.”
Romantic dates are sent to the “daddy” to facts such as “how many cars were damaged on the set of the film Terminator 2: Judgment Day” or “what is the distance from the Earth to the moon.” They will remember, if necessary, it is just not the information that is kept on the desktop of their memory all the time.
3. Toilet accessories
Every man who still (or already) buys hygiene items for himself keeps a standard set in the bathroom: one shower gel, one shampoo, a toothbrush and pasta. Deodorant is also one, plus maybe a set of razors and some shaving foam. Okay.
How many women do you know who limit themselves to one bottle of shampoo? Serve most at least five pieces - strengthening with vitamin E and nutrition with amino acids - and you can give as many arguments as you like that there is no difference between them. No, they still need one shampoo to smell avocado and melon, and the other - sea buckthorn and jojojoba. There's nothing you can do about it. There's only one way out.
Does she really need all those cans and bottles? Of course not. But the world is full of things we don’t need, but without which our lives would be much less attractive. After all, men also have their own toys, which are completely useless from the female point of view.
4. Pants
Look in the closet of any man - you will find jeans, pants, maybe even sports pants and shorts.
The variety of women's pants is incomprehensible. Jeans for every day and trousers for the exit – it goes without saying. But what do they want? These are not shorts or full pants. It creates the effect that they suddenly grew out of them, as in some movie where a child magically becomes an adult. Why would they? A mystery.
There are leggings, buffoons, shortened ankle pants, linen pants, breezes, gaucho pants... you can’t remember everything.
And here is what is still unclear: if the capri of the same length are worn by women of different heights, can you count those on small, shortened trousers? .
via factroom.ru
