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Sunday morning
I woke up closer to the dinner. His head was swollen, painful povernutstsa. His ears still, obnoxious ringing. In the mouth Merck substance resembling a mixture of glue and cat shit. It stinks disgusting. Hangover fucking.
I went piss. Urine Zsolt as the Yellow River. Even a little red. It takes the body through the slag and nasty dick denaturatnuyu poeben. I stumbled into the kitchen. Out of habit, I drank a pitcher of water in one gulp. Hands shaking shiver, like two five-fingered leather vibromassazhora. Thoughtfully sbleval in the sink. Huyase, pasta ... When did I last ate them? I do not remember strongly nipizdy.
I collapsed in bed. Nothing hotstsa. Even Drach INTO sluchaetstsa extremely rare. Hunting fucking die. Priperlis shit. Get up in the scrap is intolerable, and blasphemy do not in bed w isprazhnyatstsa. Crawled to the toilet, he climbed to unetas. And how much shit? It is not quite zhru when thump. So, cucumber-lemon. And shit from my mother as a baby mammoth, single, fuck mother in the world.
On the outskirts of the bed sbleval escho bit. At this time, water and one on the carpet. I closed a newspaper. Pets are vyёbyvatstso, say, a cat Nassau. She's such a naughty, pissing where no hitting.
All are now only to sleep and went all fucking. Bitch Up. Whisking across the floor in search of the handset. "Alla ... shit ...". "Ilya? Well, you asshole ... ". The voice of women who belong to, I do not remember, but that's not essential. "The whole asshole. The Chom matter? ".
The voice reveals to me prenepreyatneyshy fact. The day before I was in the shit ITES, I run into the nearest store, with inarticulate cries to smash Ebony showcase, and pull out the box chupachupsov sёbyvayu with wild laughter. Pridurak, you say? And you will be absolutely right. Rare dolboёp. Vendors are in no hurry to declare in musarnyu and call the owner, brutal chumps Aslan.
Fucked up, guard. Hold the line, I think. Sellers in the store are well aware of my hideous face with a drunk. Repeatedly acquainted during night raids for booze, similar to the tragedy of the invasion of Genghis Khan in the northern China. Because I did not calculate the amount of labor. So we must look for grandmother. Fight with bearded fighters Aslan there is no way. I'm not Sasha White. And they have a short conversation, I'm your house pipe stagger, mom, dad fuck, fuck you in the ass. Achtung, in a word. Garbage, selling garage. But it later, but schyas - sleep and niibёt.
Fuck, another call. Yes cho you all want from me? "Alla tries?". "Ilya? Well, you asshole ... ". Fucking, fucking deja vu. "Cho fuck?". "You fucked her Nahuas?". "Covo ???". "Covo Alevtina shit ...!". I hang up. The desire to learn more fucked with Alevtina ottsustvuet completely.
So fuck yesterday ... That's just not jerk hotstsa. One depressing. This Alevtina 75 years. She has rotten teeth, saggy tits to navel and for certain densely gray wrinkled ass. Ahuet, fogmennoe skotstvo, tovagischi as he loved to talk maniac syphilitic Ulyanoff. Hardly constrains arising from the excess of experiences the urge to vomit. We ought not to forget to wash your dick well as get up.
And it's not only in my boundless love for alcohol. Drink all, and few fall into this Huet. This stems from the natural bad luck. I would have been, say, pimply achkastym batanekom, lucky me shopesdets b. And such chertofski attractive scum like me, madam, fucking lucky and then povorachivaetstsa volsatoy his dirty asshole, maliciously laughing toothless mouth. But the fag like Borka Maiseeva, ahuet as a fort. He dough, female, many spikes INTO sure pottiraet asshole fuck her repeatedly with paper with images of famous Americans once lived. Atsyuda conclusion. Lady Luck - not a lady. And Mr. Just fag. Achtung fucking.
With these thoughts gradually sink into a restless sleep hangover. Fuck !!! Apyat Up, Jam. "Alla, stsukablyanah !!!". "Hul yelling? It Kolyan. " My bosom drugan Kohl Pruzhinkin. "Well, you asshole ...". And it is there, bitch. "Cho this time?". "You moron atpizdil someone yesterday?". "Hui znait. Who? ". "Valery Petrovich." "What the fuck Petrovich?". "Neighbors fucking from the third floor. A part-time Mayor militsyi ... ". Pizdec arrived.
I begin strained to remember. Nothing poluchaetstsa. Slowly delirium in the hallway. I notice on the shoes but a piece of shit on the soles of adhering, clear atpechyatok teeth and blood stain. And I did Nahuas atpizdel? Pizdetstsa I do not like. I'm not Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. I fucking chess closer than jiu-jitsu. One thing there, because pistol or knife. And the arms and legs, thank you. Forums such barbarity.
Doorbell. Well, all finished badly. Or debris or Chechens Aslanova. Unknown Che worse. Both those fag. Pridёtstsa atkryvat, Adin dick break down the door. From the window sёbyvat inconvenient - the seventh floor. I do not Spiderman, I Homo sapiens used the elevator. Well, blasphemy, open.
With the first blow to ebla falls to the floor and slowly fall into a full ajuy. From the broken forehead abundantly sochitstsa krovischa. In the doorway, with a fierce expression on the face standing, waving her stick, Ivan Yevgrafitch. Veteran fucking great atechestvennoy, veteran, female, labor. Old ueban and fart. Ugly and nits. And yet the husband Alevtina.
© Ilya Ftykaloff
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I went piss. Urine Zsolt as the Yellow River. Even a little red. It takes the body through the slag and nasty dick denaturatnuyu poeben. I stumbled into the kitchen. Out of habit, I drank a pitcher of water in one gulp. Hands shaking shiver, like two five-fingered leather vibromassazhora. Thoughtfully sbleval in the sink. Huyase, pasta ... When did I last ate them? I do not remember strongly nipizdy.
I collapsed in bed. Nothing hotstsa. Even Drach INTO sluchaetstsa extremely rare. Hunting fucking die. Priperlis shit. Get up in the scrap is intolerable, and blasphemy do not in bed w isprazhnyatstsa. Crawled to the toilet, he climbed to unetas. And how much shit? It is not quite zhru when thump. So, cucumber-lemon. And shit from my mother as a baby mammoth, single, fuck mother in the world.
On the outskirts of the bed sbleval escho bit. At this time, water and one on the carpet. I closed a newspaper. Pets are vyёbyvatstso, say, a cat Nassau. She's such a naughty, pissing where no hitting.
All are now only to sleep and went all fucking. Bitch Up. Whisking across the floor in search of the handset. "Alla ... shit ...". "Ilya? Well, you asshole ... ". The voice of women who belong to, I do not remember, but that's not essential. "The whole asshole. The Chom matter? ".
The voice reveals to me prenepreyatneyshy fact. The day before I was in the shit ITES, I run into the nearest store, with inarticulate cries to smash Ebony showcase, and pull out the box chupachupsov sёbyvayu with wild laughter. Pridurak, you say? And you will be absolutely right. Rare dolboёp. Vendors are in no hurry to declare in musarnyu and call the owner, brutal chumps Aslan.
Fucked up, guard. Hold the line, I think. Sellers in the store are well aware of my hideous face with a drunk. Repeatedly acquainted during night raids for booze, similar to the tragedy of the invasion of Genghis Khan in the northern China. Because I did not calculate the amount of labor. So we must look for grandmother. Fight with bearded fighters Aslan there is no way. I'm not Sasha White. And they have a short conversation, I'm your house pipe stagger, mom, dad fuck, fuck you in the ass. Achtung, in a word. Garbage, selling garage. But it later, but schyas - sleep and niibёt.
Fuck, another call. Yes cho you all want from me? "Alla tries?". "Ilya? Well, you asshole ... ". Fucking, fucking deja vu. "Cho fuck?". "You fucked her Nahuas?". "Covo ???". "Covo Alevtina shit ...!". I hang up. The desire to learn more fucked with Alevtina ottsustvuet completely.
So fuck yesterday ... That's just not jerk hotstsa. One depressing. This Alevtina 75 years. She has rotten teeth, saggy tits to navel and for certain densely gray wrinkled ass. Ahuet, fogmennoe skotstvo, tovagischi as he loved to talk maniac syphilitic Ulyanoff. Hardly constrains arising from the excess of experiences the urge to vomit. We ought not to forget to wash your dick well as get up.
And it's not only in my boundless love for alcohol. Drink all, and few fall into this Huet. This stems from the natural bad luck. I would have been, say, pimply achkastym batanekom, lucky me shopesdets b. And such chertofski attractive scum like me, madam, fucking lucky and then povorachivaetstsa volsatoy his dirty asshole, maliciously laughing toothless mouth. But the fag like Borka Maiseeva, ahuet as a fort. He dough, female, many spikes INTO sure pottiraet asshole fuck her repeatedly with paper with images of famous Americans once lived. Atsyuda conclusion. Lady Luck - not a lady. And Mr. Just fag. Achtung fucking.
With these thoughts gradually sink into a restless sleep hangover. Fuck !!! Apyat Up, Jam. "Alla, stsukablyanah !!!". "Hul yelling? It Kolyan. " My bosom drugan Kohl Pruzhinkin. "Well, you asshole ...". And it is there, bitch. "Cho this time?". "You moron atpizdil someone yesterday?". "Hui znait. Who? ". "Valery Petrovich." "What the fuck Petrovich?". "Neighbors fucking from the third floor. A part-time Mayor militsyi ... ". Pizdec arrived.
I begin strained to remember. Nothing poluchaetstsa. Slowly delirium in the hallway. I notice on the shoes but a piece of shit on the soles of adhering, clear atpechyatok teeth and blood stain. And I did Nahuas atpizdel? Pizdetstsa I do not like. I'm not Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. I fucking chess closer than jiu-jitsu. One thing there, because pistol or knife. And the arms and legs, thank you. Forums such barbarity.
Doorbell. Well, all finished badly. Or debris or Chechens Aslanova. Unknown Che worse. Both those fag. Pridёtstsa atkryvat, Adin dick break down the door. From the window sёbyvat inconvenient - the seventh floor. I do not Spiderman, I Homo sapiens used the elevator. Well, blasphemy, open.
With the first blow to ebla falls to the floor and slowly fall into a full ajuy. From the broken forehead abundantly sochitstsa krovischa. In the doorway, with a fierce expression on the face standing, waving her stick, Ivan Yevgrafitch. Veteran fucking great atechestvennoy, veteran, female, labor. Old ueban and fart. Ugly and nits. And yet the husband Alevtina.
© Ilya Ftykaloff
Source: