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Tips to help at a meeting with aliens
Each year, thousands and thousands of people talk about their contacts with aliens. Some of these stories look like complete nonsense, and others - are plausible. Deny even the hypothetical possibility of contact with other planets would be foolish, so that, once there is a chance to meet the green men in your garden or in the kitchen, their visit would be nice to prepare. After all, if you still have to address the alien visitors on behalf of the world's population, it is important to observe a "diplomatic protocol processing»
10. Do not try to hide your valuables
It is unlikely that aliens who have overcome simply incomprehensible to the human mind the number of light years, will interest your gold trinkets or some papers of value only for you and for very limited territory of a State. And your car is unlikely to be interested. Since they decided to make contact with you is the only value that they are interested in - it's you. And your knowledge or part of the body - there can be as lucky. Bole so that it is unlikely you will be able to stop or to deceive as highly developed race, has the knowledge, much greater than your.
9. Do not attempt to threaten strangers
Believe me, if they want to kill you, you'd do it right away. Moreover, that against those who were able to make interplanetary flight, your gun or excellent jiu-jitsu skills, likely to be powerless. Well, maybe the aliens die from laughter. Fear scary procedures vivisection is not worth it - even on this planet there are already more gentle methods of diagnosis, to say nothing of other planets. In addition, you can steal the most that neither is good and svetlymit intentions. So do not try to threaten and make trouble - you do not want a diplomatic interplanetary scandal?
8. Engage
Try to attract attention kosmitov. Firstly, so you can find out by what agencies they interact with each other and with the outside world. Secondly, because the aliens choose to contact people by "scientific spear", that is to say by chance, try to show them that if you do not are the best representatives of the planet Earth, so obviously one of the most worthy. Because of the aliens we know little, it can be assumed that the surface of the body can be covered with toxic or acid, so do not rush to cuddle with them or grab their hands (if it turns out that they have a hand). Look, listen and learn. This knowledge will definitely not be superfluous.
7. Avoid ambiguity
Many earthly customs, orders and concepts is not obvious to visitors from other worlds. So try to understand what our gestures, nodding and other manifestations of friendliness can be misinterpreted. Try to make smaller movements, because who knows what from our usual gestures may seem like aliens sign of aggression or indecent behavior. Also, try not to be afraid of their movements - who knows, maybe directing you blaster, they are simply trying to make you a compliment.
6. Use the math
When dealing with aliens, try to use mathematics as a universal and simplest language. For example, putting in front of you 10 coins, let them know that humans use the decimal system. Of course, the aliens may well know your language, but if that were the case, the contact they would choose the president of any country or world-class scientist. Display guests of the vast universe that people are quite capable to carry out calculations, you agree to let them know that we - highly organized race, and not some protozoa.
5. Remember the lessons of astronomy
If you are not burned and dismembered not immediately, perhaps the aliens want to learn something from you. Do not get lost and engage in dialogue with them. First thing is to try to figure out where they came, and mark their place in the solar system. Try to remember the school course in astronomy, and draw or has made out of scrap materials some semblance of our solar system. Perhaps in response, they will tell you where and for what purpose profit. In extreme cases, they will realize that you have learned well the school curriculum, so let this intelligent creature on boring experiments would be foolish.
4. Tie relationship
Since the aliens have gone with you to the contact, try to establish a relationship with them and start a conversation. Be friendly, honest and frank. Start with simple things - gestures, explain who you are, try to talk about the things around you. Avoid complicated speech constructions and metaphors - is likely to be aliens to record and decipher after your speech, so let the fact that you say you will not be misunderstandings and slippery moments. Starting with a simple, gradually approach the fact that people - the most highly developed organism on this planet.
3. Be diplomatic
Technology and knowledge possessed by aliens, can change the life of the planet, so try to find out from your guests much more information. Try to not only talk about themselves, but also to ask them. Be honest in your answers and warn that not all people can be as kind as you are. In other words, try not to become a biomaterial for experiments, and to engage with strangers at least some semblance of friendly relations built on honesty and mutual assistance.
2. Keep proof of meeting
Most stories about contacts and remain idle chatter is due to the fact that contactees can not provide absolutely no evidence. There are also those who can prove their words with scars and wounds of unknown origin, unknown mucus or fluids, or dull photos, does not inspire absolutely no confidence. So you'd better ask the aliens some small sample of their technologies and biomaterials. However, better technologies - biological materials can behave completely unpredictable. Believe me, if you have on hand will be some alien chip, but at least the machine for picking his nose with Alpha Centauri, you have no one would call crazy.
1. Distribute information
Successfully survived the encounter with aliens immediately begin to disseminate information about what happened. A simple story with friends can not do - should apply to higher authorities, especially if you have already agreed with the newcomers about the next meeting. Be careful - many have not like the spread of such information, so be alert. Try to give as many interviews and give their maximum publicity stories - then the authorities will not be able to hide what happened a long time. Especially because its history of successful contacts can be very profitable to sell.
Source: felbert.livejournal.com
10. Do not try to hide your valuables
It is unlikely that aliens who have overcome simply incomprehensible to the human mind the number of light years, will interest your gold trinkets or some papers of value only for you and for very limited territory of a State. And your car is unlikely to be interested. Since they decided to make contact with you is the only value that they are interested in - it's you. And your knowledge or part of the body - there can be as lucky. Bole so that it is unlikely you will be able to stop or to deceive as highly developed race, has the knowledge, much greater than your.
9. Do not attempt to threaten strangers
Believe me, if they want to kill you, you'd do it right away. Moreover, that against those who were able to make interplanetary flight, your gun or excellent jiu-jitsu skills, likely to be powerless. Well, maybe the aliens die from laughter. Fear scary procedures vivisection is not worth it - even on this planet there are already more gentle methods of diagnosis, to say nothing of other planets. In addition, you can steal the most that neither is good and svetlymit intentions. So do not try to threaten and make trouble - you do not want a diplomatic interplanetary scandal?
8. Engage
Try to attract attention kosmitov. Firstly, so you can find out by what agencies they interact with each other and with the outside world. Secondly, because the aliens choose to contact people by "scientific spear", that is to say by chance, try to show them that if you do not are the best representatives of the planet Earth, so obviously one of the most worthy. Because of the aliens we know little, it can be assumed that the surface of the body can be covered with toxic or acid, so do not rush to cuddle with them or grab their hands (if it turns out that they have a hand). Look, listen and learn. This knowledge will definitely not be superfluous.
7. Avoid ambiguity
Many earthly customs, orders and concepts is not obvious to visitors from other worlds. So try to understand what our gestures, nodding and other manifestations of friendliness can be misinterpreted. Try to make smaller movements, because who knows what from our usual gestures may seem like aliens sign of aggression or indecent behavior. Also, try not to be afraid of their movements - who knows, maybe directing you blaster, they are simply trying to make you a compliment.
6. Use the math
When dealing with aliens, try to use mathematics as a universal and simplest language. For example, putting in front of you 10 coins, let them know that humans use the decimal system. Of course, the aliens may well know your language, but if that were the case, the contact they would choose the president of any country or world-class scientist. Display guests of the vast universe that people are quite capable to carry out calculations, you agree to let them know that we - highly organized race, and not some protozoa.
5. Remember the lessons of astronomy
If you are not burned and dismembered not immediately, perhaps the aliens want to learn something from you. Do not get lost and engage in dialogue with them. First thing is to try to figure out where they came, and mark their place in the solar system. Try to remember the school course in astronomy, and draw or has made out of scrap materials some semblance of our solar system. Perhaps in response, they will tell you where and for what purpose profit. In extreme cases, they will realize that you have learned well the school curriculum, so let this intelligent creature on boring experiments would be foolish.
4. Tie relationship
Since the aliens have gone with you to the contact, try to establish a relationship with them and start a conversation. Be friendly, honest and frank. Start with simple things - gestures, explain who you are, try to talk about the things around you. Avoid complicated speech constructions and metaphors - is likely to be aliens to record and decipher after your speech, so let the fact that you say you will not be misunderstandings and slippery moments. Starting with a simple, gradually approach the fact that people - the most highly developed organism on this planet.
3. Be diplomatic
Technology and knowledge possessed by aliens, can change the life of the planet, so try to find out from your guests much more information. Try to not only talk about themselves, but also to ask them. Be honest in your answers and warn that not all people can be as kind as you are. In other words, try not to become a biomaterial for experiments, and to engage with strangers at least some semblance of friendly relations built on honesty and mutual assistance.
2. Keep proof of meeting
Most stories about contacts and remain idle chatter is due to the fact that contactees can not provide absolutely no evidence. There are also those who can prove their words with scars and wounds of unknown origin, unknown mucus or fluids, or dull photos, does not inspire absolutely no confidence. So you'd better ask the aliens some small sample of their technologies and biomaterials. However, better technologies - biological materials can behave completely unpredictable. Believe me, if you have on hand will be some alien chip, but at least the machine for picking his nose with Alpha Centauri, you have no one would call crazy.
1. Distribute information
Successfully survived the encounter with aliens immediately begin to disseminate information about what happened. A simple story with friends can not do - should apply to higher authorities, especially if you have already agreed with the newcomers about the next meeting. Be careful - many have not like the spread of such information, so be alert. Try to give as many interviews and give their maximum publicity stories - then the authorities will not be able to hide what happened a long time. Especially because its history of successful contacts can be very profitable to sell.
Source: felbert.livejournal.com
