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Once upon a time on a very distant planet aliens. That is, it is, of course, for us they are aliens, as they themselves once were called differently, the more chtou their mouths, it was not, and how they themselves called to mind - this is another question. For simplicity we shall call them simply - aliens. But they differed from us very dramatically, it's different from them with the evolution happened, they turned green, small and very smart. Mouth and ears they did not, they just exchanged thoughts directly. We quickly evolved, all the planetary resources vyzhrat three experienced nuclear war, mutated, were covered with blisters, they began to develop space and emotion to eat. Mastered-mastered space, and nothing good is not found nearby. All some asteroids desert planet so cold, you are no emotions. Even the emotions have long ceased to be, because it is very unwise to spend, they quickly this becomes cold and tends to sleep immediately. And if emotions are not fed for a long time - shrinking, blown away, and did not have to go.





Well, here they are stirred up a large telescope and began to fumble around for space, where would fly over the emotions. That they come across the planet without population, some ciliate-shoes that anything in terms of emotions are not suitable, or simply, for example, fools population. Emotions are a stupid, inadequate, and inoplanetyanskomu because health is very bad. Oh, and we fumbled in the end for our Mother Earth. Look - a normal planet in general, more resources are available, and the radiation is not strong zasrat. We decided to conduct exploration and get out there to contact, to find out the habits of Aboriginal perspectives to measure emotional resources.

We took a hefty outfitted ship to put a bunch of aliens out there have any souvenirs, glass beads, all the cases. And they are also on the approach of our air defense ubobehalo survivors immediately caught, and began to explore in the military. A military - people severe, they experience the emotions of the statute is not necessary. Is it just that the main they have there a little glad that our inherited, not the Americans, but he and the lab did not go to them, to share their emotion. Well, in general, the expedition died pretty quickly in such an emotional vacuum.

Then they were thrown to the earth one hundred single small capsules with an alien inside, with a mission to get the most useful information, and punch options for strengthening the power of emotions, but would not palitsya.



And then in one of the capsules flew one such zelenenky pupyrchatoy alien flew, climbed, looked - and natives generally not very like him, that is to merge with the crowd he does not shine. Although emotions, like, show. I decided, therefore, for rummage its sensors range and suddenly stumbles on the Internet. That is, he did not yet know what it was, but sensed that there are channels here, which is a lot of information. Dai, I think, are connected. Somewhere somehow connected, the computer board quickly with the formats, protocols, understood, and he began to slowly penetrate. Well, quickly worked the geography of the planet, the whole policy, customs, culture, in general, take it as swallowed Great Soviet Encyclopedia. He began to understand, then, what and how could maintain a conversation, pretending to be a foreigner.

And suddenly he realized that it is necessary to go to the contact over the Internet, because so-and half a planet with one another only through and communicate, and know do not know who it is and looks like. And for our green hero pupyrchatoy very convenient.

In general, he said a little bit in the forums write. Looks and every comment, addressing him, he mentally transferred in the form of emotion. Right he is very pleased this issue. Sometimes I write something good and someone would write earnestly, saying - cool, dude! Well done! And it is on such emotions can stretch the week. But, of course, sincere emotions - they rarely occur.



And at home, he slowly so accountable, they say, is there something to make money, build quickly here dedicated line to connect to the Internet to the local.

And it is a market-station mastered programming, design, has become a bit of money on the internet earn well, poured into the society to all. And gradually understands that the forums - it is not very convenient, because there are all different write vague emotions expressed ... feeling that you can get more emotions, and how - is unclear.

Well, in general, he realized that his right to have a sort of a blog - such as a forum, but only one person writes, which means that it will be all the emotions. I wrote a simple program from hosting myself ... and broke his creativity began to write.

And the rest of the aliens, except for those in Uruguay and Papua New Guinea were and were immediately eaten, they, too, everything is on the Internet for a long time, because the chip flogged. And eventually to the thought came from, well, about blogs. One wrote engine for blogs, one public free service is open to all the rest of the aliens, one made a blog in which other people's blogs, you can read along ...

And then the rest of the aliens arrived with a dedicated channel, and such a fuss began ... All currently Learn pozavodili, some tricks have become to invent, just have not interesting - began the pictures some intriguing spread, then a topic narrow carefully cover - then lovers of strong emotions show, one began to look any new blogs appeared, and write about it, another began to write how to make a blog popular and this has become very popular, and one wrote every five minutes every snowstorm - and still readers It is, because it all ratings in the first place was. There was one that many, many blogs have read, trying to find the secret of the popularity and became in his blog blogs to recommend that he himself liked - also a lot of fans found him to read. And one began to write about the dudes that write about blogs. And about him, too, a man immediately wrote.

And the locals that? Read, enjoy, just after noon on the Internet are tired, as if the bags craving all day. Well, it is written off, of course, the bad ergonomics, solar storms, radiation from the monitor ... It's all the aliens in the forums topics caught up to the suspect take the interplanetary intervention.

And the first alien did not bathe much, just got himself a blog, and began to write fairy tales. That's just just one finished, waiting for emotions ...

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