The house "turnkey" in the village of "Gazprom"

How is Gazprom Slepakov about singing?

The house "turnkey" in the cottage, which is located 21 kilometers from Moscow to Minsk highway Borovsky or near the village Kokoshkino. Village HOA "circumpolar" takes 23Ga, 137 houses completely built and inhabited. Design and development of the village on the zero cycle takes RAO "Gazprom", so most of the villagers are employees of the company.

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2. The Cottages are made in different styles on individual projects, but successfully combined and form a single architectural ensemble. An additional advantage of the cottage settlement "circumpolar" are low utilities in the presence of all necessary for comfortable living.



3.Infrastruktura village: mini-market, playground for children, playground, car wash, tire service, within walking distance - a small picturesque lake, the market for food products. All homes are equipped with central communications, telephone and internet. Asphalt driveways and sidewalks provide the comfort of residents and guests of the village. Entry into the territory of the village is controlled by security guards around the clock.



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1st floor: kitchen-dining room, hall, lounge with access to the garden, bedroom, bathroom with c / a, hall, store room, boiler room, garage.

2nd floor: hall, 3 bedrooms, a fireplace room with a pool table, library, gym, lounge, c / a.



5.On site 10sotok - landscaping.



6.Ploschad m²: 446.00



7.Tsena: 32 000 000 rubles. 934 034 $ 682 325 €



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Electricity 15 kW
Gas Trunking
Water Central
Sewerage Central
Telecommunications Phone, Internet



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13.
Dear shareholders Gazprom
Very nice, we are familiar with.
I Slepakov Simon, Simon, you can simply,
Can any of you just convenient names.
Victor, Gennady, Akaki, Egorka
The main thing that you feel comfortable.
All right, turn to the topic of
I'll tell you about my problem.



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In short, with me there is such a thing
Che then I work at all bothered.
I know that you listen to these words,
Because who understand them, if not you.
Generally I tell you openly and directly -
I saw your ad on TV,
And it clearly communicated,
Together with Gazprom dreams come true.



15.
Gazprom fulfills its obligations,
You are vivid proof of the fact.
In the words of your people
Immediately clear - a dream come true.
In general I am impressed by your shining example
And, too, I would like to become a shareholder.
I do not have any money then space,
Give at least one protsentik.



16.
One percent, it does not mean anything
Some little thing nine-
You have the money even eat booty,
And someone in the budget gap.

I do not want to be an engineer,
I do not want to be a combine,
I want to be a shareholder of OAO "Gazprom".
I do not want to be a surveyor,
I do not want to be a fashion designer,
I want to be a shareholder of OAO "Gazprom".



17.
I promise that I will behave modestly,
As the most common employee of Gazprom.
Do not just throw money stupidly
And carefully, so as not to stand out.
Buy swiss watches, gold
Well, not to stand out, so like everyone else,
They polished pieces 10-15
Otherwise, immediately begin to stand out.



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Even such a small Mercedes S-Class,
To be as gazpromovtsev gray mass,
Not Maybach and not even IMG
A modest, quite simply, for the soul.
More on the ruble will build three houses,
Well, in order not to depart from tradition Gazprom.
Personally, I'd had enough, and two,
But what to do - the corporate spirit.



19.
Bentley's wife with a red and blue interior
You are presented with the wives of the guards.
Carat diamond ring twenty,
She, too, it would be desirable not to stand out.
Ferrari's son, he is 17
Well, that guy in the MGIMO not released.
Yacht currently 30 meters in length,
To mingle with your stupid crowd.



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In our modest corporate tradition
His birthday, I celebrate in Nice.
I invite to sing Britney Spears and Madonna,
So as not to be in the company of a black sheep.

I do not want to be a millionaire,
I do not want to be a billionaire,
I want to be a shareholder of OAO "Gazprom".
I do not want to be the mayor of Moscow,
President and even the prime minister,
I want to be a shareholder of OAO "Gazprom»

Posted in [mergetime] 1390815571 [/ mergetime]
Dear, dear shareholders
I beg you, take early action
By crediting me it
The magic of your.
Although the proposal is quite unexpected,
Hopefully, I consider it positively.
After all, this is our Common gas,
A dream come true ONLY YOU.

All thanks)



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