Tatyana's Day! Bashny.Net

Tatiana and I congratulate all students on a holiday! Light session, good professors, automatic tests, the sea of ​​beer, heaps of dough.

Sam learned, I know - hostel, drinking, session and lectures. I did not realize what it was light times.
Learn, have fun, love and go crazy. The best time - time students. Do not miss it!

Offer in the comments recall student sayings and poems, which helped brighten up boring lectures scratch out on the desks and recorded in a notebook :)





Bl # dei collection of different nations -
Faculty of mechanization.

If you want to become a soldier -
Dean flamed mat!

It is better to put x @ rd for the press, than to learn from the SS.

Only Ass healed -
Snava session came!


Button for sleep - to press his forehead against the entire lecture

Today I found a grenade !!!
Dean fucking mother ...



I draw the dean
Vaseline word enough

There is a student swings,
Sighs on the move:
"This session comes to an end,
And I'll go into the booze! »



I love cold vodka,
The warm - too much!
But if that interferes with learning vodka -
Oh it on my dick study!



People get married, fuck,
And we do not what to put on shoes.

Who was not a student,
Tom did not understand:
As ochet eat,
How do you want to sleep.





I'm sitting in a lecture,
I have an erection,
Raise the desk by a dick -
Fucking do not understand ...

I was sitting in the tower,
Scales I crown ...
Not vedu - I cover,
A vedu - nuthouse.





Sitting in a lecture not voskhrapi because voskhrapev, sleep disturb your neighbor.

Students and money - things compatible.
But rarely and briefly.

STUDENT - sleepy Theoretically Smart Child not naturally want to work



To write on the walls of the toilet,
Alas, my friends, is not surprising.
Among the shit we're all poets,
Among the poets - we shit ...

So what? Indeed, in the toilets
We more often than go to museums.
And the truth is not present,
We equally, here and there we find



It is better to fuck a dog,
The girl from the fever. (MSAU them. Goryachkina)

I'm sitting in a lecture,
I stare at the lecturer,
The more it loads,
But I do I brake.



Rise up early in the morning,
Drink a cup of mercury
And I go podohnu
This institute!
No! Do not mercury!
Drink a cup of tea!
Anyway ...
podohnu The session was renting ...





Each dean
Fuck a glass,
And each lecturer -
Fuck the vector:
The lecturer smarter,
Those vectors of length.





Take me to the sea
And ёbni on the rocks.
As I Jam
Solve integrals!

While I was sitting here waiting
My dick has developed into an integral







Cold beer splashing in the belly,
It helps us to learn at the university.







Intellectually, I did not come out,
I did not come out mug,
I study at the university,
Zovusya Seryozha ...





Morning! I get up, go out on the balcony ...
Summer! Heat ... Suddenly the phone rings!
"Houses are sitting? Well mat.an. today!
The first pair! Conducts himself Dean! »
Quickly I get up and run out into the corridor!
Admission to the exam quickly grab ...
Time how much? Before pairs five minutes!
No! I do not have time, but it would be cool!
Out on the street - a cold, damn it!
I looked at the thermometer - the "minus one» ...
"It is strange for the summer" - you might say ...
Okay, let it be the beginning of winter ...
Here! In general, I came out, and I stand I stick!
What should I do? The problem is solved!
I called 002! From the tube: "Hello!"
The voice, well, just like Jennifer Lo ...
In the phone yelling: "I can be late!
Come taxi to the KNU I submit! »
He sat down, and we went to the university
(to rhyme lies only a homer)
That drove up ... Look, something quiet ...
No one should smoke ... Only Micha ...
I said, "And where the teacher was gone?»
He replied: "Yesterday zabuhal!»
As it turned out, it was vecheruha
Prof drunk and here proruha ...
He went to the couple two days later ...
Hangover is just ... read!

Moral:
The moral of the story is:
Not to get drunk on the feast of firewood !!!







I fell asleep at Matane,
Dozing on difurah,
And my dreams only,
On the shelf - a durah ...





And what do I do,
The student stupid,
It will soon be protecting,
It will soon be home to the ...





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I love you, I swear RESET'om
And I'll tell you about it,
Cybernetics programmer.
All right, I'm starting - LIST.
Your interface is pleasant to me so
And so deeply thought out,
Intuitively, it is clear,
I will deal with you easily.
Your eyes sparkle like a scanner;
You are so beautiful, no words;
You reminded me of Flash banner,
Or best of GIFs.
As your breasts elastic pad,
It is like a "mouse" rounded.
Try want a girlfriend,
How is it in your hand.

Most student tests



How many classes are you finished? .. Next & gt; & gt;



How much can I drink and not to die? .. Next & gt; & gt;



What kind of job you deserve? .. Next & gt; & gt;