When I was little

I checked my head on the strength


I loved playing basketball with Shaquille


I boldly rode a Komodo dragon


I was friends with flipper


And even LEF walked in front of me on tiptoe


And on Saturdays I loved scaring police


Instead, my parents bought me a hamster boa.


In street races I was not equal


And as I rode on a skateboard Tony Hawk just cried.


I have already had the most beautiful girlfriend


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I duplicated Patrick Swayze in the movie "Point Break»


I now work as a programmer and just sit on a chair as a vegetable!