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Relationship lovers heroes come to a standstill, but there is always a bright child, who views the analyst, explained to them that they should be together.
Bullets or slightly injure or cause instant death.
If you go at night to the house in which someone will surely penetrated, in any case can not turn on the lights. Search supposed attacker in complete darkness, otherwise nothing!
Left alone, the hero likes to talk to himself, while giving an nehily monologues, or share with your dog or cat's plans to life.
If children have a nanny, it is certainly "African-American", weighing a hundred kilograms.
If time and the hope of salvation remains, a hero shall:
- Hug his woman;
- I tell you how much he loves her;
- To hear her answer;
- Ask to protect themselves, children, do not lose faith, promised to return for dinner.
- Kiss.
- Departed 2-3 pitch to turn around and throw a last loving look.
During the funeral, always the rain, and decent, and often the protagonist is one of the grave with an umbrella.
The dream of every American high school girls - to become queen of the ball. This is the purpose of life and the meaning of life, what will happen to her life is not so important.
If suicide in the darkest night on the outskirts of the city got to the window, to settle accounts with life, then from the next window will appear once the police or a psychologist with a request not to do so and provides suicide smoke
Every American school obyazataelno have blonde-bitch cheerleader, 2-3 podruzhkami- "maids of honor" and the boyfriend of the football team.
If the hero bought a hot dog or a hamburger, he'll never finish it. Most likely throw in the trash.
On youth parties, which are held on the occasion of the fact that someone had left parents, going to an incredible number of people of the same age, happily dancing to any music, drinking beer through a funnel, wanting to be sure to smash home the trash, etc., and so on. n.
The gun that you set over the temple sacrifices, is not to say about the seriousness of your intentions. To believe you - you need to cock.
When a bank robbery, the masks are only needed in order to run away from the van to the door of the bank. When you go inside - the mask can be removed. Do not worry that you can see. So everyone is doing.
All Russian when they drink, cry with an accent: "To your health!". Russian never refer to each other by pet names - Russia has no Vanya, and Dim, but Ivana and Dmitry ...
Angry police always divorced, always drunk, they do not like bosses, neighbors hate, despise early in the film's wife and daughter, which in the end he will save.
The best baby gift - a baseball glove.
The disaster movie (tsunamis, meteorites, icebergs, attacked by aliens) Most went to the Statue of Liberty.
Sports team of pests and zadrotov may in the course of the film to overcome their differences and begin a small-town win the championship thanks to the new coach. At the end of their dishonest attempt to beat the current champions of the (invariably hurting the best players), but the characters still tense and win.
During the ride, you can not look at the road.
At the crucial moment the machine can not start (and the closer the villain, the worse). But at the last moment, she did start. To expedite the process, you can ask for in a good car, and then it is precisely zavedet.
Manage locomotive will be able to either. It's enough to push the first available in the cabin arm and nothing else to do. But slow down will not happen. Either something is sure to break, or even some kind of problem. Stop valves, too, do not always work.
The police only need to give (whatever the weather) happy heroes for the blanket in the box (they each staffed by a police car).
A woman for the first time in my life picks up a firearm to a villain died of a precise shot in the forehead, perfect it.
Fridge main character or is packed full of food or ziyayusche empty. Required attribute - pack of beer or Coca - Cola.
Seeing doroguschy high-tech machine designed by the US government, the main character has to say: "So that's where the money of taxpayers».
If the hero gets to the hospital in serious condition, it is required to have to pull out of clinical death with such phrases as: "We're losing him!" And "Give me a defibrillator!».
Bullets or slightly injure or cause instant death.
If you go at night to the house in which someone will surely penetrated, in any case can not turn on the lights. Search supposed attacker in complete darkness, otherwise nothing!
Left alone, the hero likes to talk to himself, while giving an nehily monologues, or share with your dog or cat's plans to life.
If children have a nanny, it is certainly "African-American", weighing a hundred kilograms.
If time and the hope of salvation remains, a hero shall:
- Hug his woman;
- I tell you how much he loves her;
- To hear her answer;
- Ask to protect themselves, children, do not lose faith, promised to return for dinner.
- Kiss.
- Departed 2-3 pitch to turn around and throw a last loving look.
During the funeral, always the rain, and decent, and often the protagonist is one of the grave with an umbrella.
The dream of every American high school girls - to become queen of the ball. This is the purpose of life and the meaning of life, what will happen to her life is not so important.
If suicide in the darkest night on the outskirts of the city got to the window, to settle accounts with life, then from the next window will appear once the police or a psychologist with a request not to do so and provides suicide smoke
Every American school obyazataelno have blonde-bitch cheerleader, 2-3 podruzhkami- "maids of honor" and the boyfriend of the football team.
If the hero bought a hot dog or a hamburger, he'll never finish it. Most likely throw in the trash.
On youth parties, which are held on the occasion of the fact that someone had left parents, going to an incredible number of people of the same age, happily dancing to any music, drinking beer through a funnel, wanting to be sure to smash home the trash, etc., and so on. n.
The gun that you set over the temple sacrifices, is not to say about the seriousness of your intentions. To believe you - you need to cock.
When a bank robbery, the masks are only needed in order to run away from the van to the door of the bank. When you go inside - the mask can be removed. Do not worry that you can see. So everyone is doing.
All Russian when they drink, cry with an accent: "To your health!". Russian never refer to each other by pet names - Russia has no Vanya, and Dim, but Ivana and Dmitry ...
Angry police always divorced, always drunk, they do not like bosses, neighbors hate, despise early in the film's wife and daughter, which in the end he will save.
The best baby gift - a baseball glove.
The disaster movie (tsunamis, meteorites, icebergs, attacked by aliens) Most went to the Statue of Liberty.
Sports team of pests and zadrotov may in the course of the film to overcome their differences and begin a small-town win the championship thanks to the new coach. At the end of their dishonest attempt to beat the current champions of the (invariably hurting the best players), but the characters still tense and win.
During the ride, you can not look at the road.
At the crucial moment the machine can not start (and the closer the villain, the worse). But at the last moment, she did start. To expedite the process, you can ask for in a good car, and then it is precisely zavedet.
Manage locomotive will be able to either. It's enough to push the first available in the cabin arm and nothing else to do. But slow down will not happen. Either something is sure to break, or even some kind of problem. Stop valves, too, do not always work.
The police only need to give (whatever the weather) happy heroes for the blanket in the box (they each staffed by a police car).
A woman for the first time in my life picks up a firearm to a villain died of a precise shot in the forehead, perfect it.
Fridge main character or is packed full of food or ziyayusche empty. Required attribute - pack of beer or Coca - Cola.
Seeing doroguschy high-tech machine designed by the US government, the main character has to say: "So that's where the money of taxpayers».
If the hero gets to the hospital in serious condition, it is required to have to pull out of clinical death with such phrases as: "We're losing him!" And "Give me a defibrillator!».
