Learning foreign languages

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Talk-dried in the train:
 - Well, what happened next?
 - We went to this place on a fishing trip for the second time, but without Serega. And the last time he bought from a farmer's milk, is very good in the morning with a hangover delays, the most it. We decided to also take in the evening milk. Come to the farm, where there is a shop, dick knows not entered the territory poorat. No one looking larechek, went inside, too, no one store does not store, it is not clear a storage shed of some sort. In the corner is a refrigerator, a bottle of milk, a cow painted on the label, dick understand what language is written. They took four bottles. Left 500r. and left.
In the evening, get drunk in dyminu as necessary, lay down to sleep. In the morning we woke up and jelly. Muck rare, all we tried, but no one liked it. Porridge welded on it, like anything, there can be all gobbled up. And twelve hours in the police came to us, took our whole style company, even a tent not allowed to collect and empty bottles of milk were told this is the take. And to complete the program, interviews, testimony, protocols. The court was short, six months later, gave me a fine and compensation of 500 thousand. Rub., The lawyer was good, I was able to prove that it was not in our actions selfish motives.
 - Wait a minute. Paul Leman four bottles of milk?
 - If ... Paul Leman for damage to the elite, breeding, bovine semen the Dutch! And enough to laugh! Do not take it anymore, fucking cops neigh, neigh court, the lawyer laughs, but the farmer was crying, he was unable to take off we lost profits, only losses.




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