Ditty about McDonald's

My friend and together
They worked at McDonalds.
He asshole asshole and I - poher all bonuses.

The girls strolled along Tverskaya
And McDonald's strayed ...
The whole day there uzhiralis,
Even in school I did not go!

You do not go to McDonald's,
Yes Ivan Kuzin - Ivan Kuzin
From Rostiks kukuruzina!

It was at McDonald's in Tver,
I ёbnuli board!
I lie and ohayu,
And passers-by dick!

It was in the forest, these are on - Ant fuck an elephant!
I shouted to him: "Nahal",
He waved a Big Mac!

Philemon eats potatoes,
Bad voice yells!
And such poeben
Here at McDonald's every day!

Because of the forest because of the roof
Showed Filet-o-Fish,
And not just shown - tied him to dick!