I, like everyone else, the only one

I, like everyone else, one such


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Buy-Russian phrasebook abusive or seeking a sympathetic interpreter.
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Announcement: I teach to shit in comments. Fast, inexpensive, high quality.
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Glad I was very used when somebody I would be surpassed in love to me!
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I am absolutely sincerely and with great pleasure that you put a big plus! And I will visit every spring, flowers planted, correct ogradku ...
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When the mat is justified by the context, it is not abuse, and expressive vocabulary. The phenomenon is quite literary, and who does not agree, he goes to yuh.
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So much dope in my head ... right in front of the drug control uncomfortable)))

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So as not to appear a pessimist, he hanged himself in pink underwear.
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Ideal people do not exist. But, wherever you spit, you get into an idealized))
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Enough to pour a couple of times a kitten's milk, and it will start to consider you as their own))
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That would be fun to look at Gerasimos, if he got a dog-neutoplyaka))
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Born to crawl can not fly ... but it could not give a shit on the runway))
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Some girls quite unfairly called silly ... because in fact they are round idiot))
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While doctors thought - smear zelyonkoj or iodine, the patient died from gangrene ...
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On our field today sowing Fools ...
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Yes Take your stool, I broadcast from the train more convenient))
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I'll stand quietly behind the scenes. Copley saliva ... go out on the stage - spit))
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I have not to face mask, but who will notice that I removed it? ))
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For cockroaches chalk of fate - Chinese))
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Whence come back, you deserve to be sent manage to))
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Die. Fast \ slow \ in terrible agony - at the request of the customer. Qualitatively. Inexpensive.
(creature)
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And I went to three treasured letters. But it has found no truth ... I returned.
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... And the coolest spell - dig a hole, wait until fall to bewitch, and not let him get out until you swear to love till death))
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According to Internet statistics the most populous city in Russia is Muhosransk.
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The road spoon for dinner, and to change the status of the quotation.
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I do not paint an account Ponty, and flushed posts.
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Who had come, and quotes from the bash.
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Words are not bridled thought, crowded, stamped in his brain ...
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Anyone who recognizes only humor below the waist, apparently thinking asshole.
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From all the experiences plus - now I'm not afraid to die.
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KUUU or KYUYUYU? That is the question!
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Wear CAC, proud of what you are talking it.
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Walk pesheyu fraught with short delivery gravitsapu.
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If the fool would say less nonsense, the smarter he will not this
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And I would like you asked me to "normal" is not called ... because I do not know your specifications))
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Who is Shit? And why is it all Happy New Year? )))
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How can you deal with some other things, when the house cat neglazhenny?
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"However, this is not a dog," - said the veterinarian, seeing the third tail ...
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Sleep of Reason Produces ... haiku))

I called you a sweet candy ...
And this is the result - being treated.
Zashkalil sugar ...
 - I lived and grieved.
But suddenly died ...
I did not expect such a dirty trick.
 - You offered me the truth ...
I just do not understand -
Wholesale weighted il?
 - And even puke with repolarization,
You were at the height,
The richness of the inner world to discover ...
 - Maniac met. I have something to show it ...
Sorry buddy!
Plenty laughed.