Mom's logic


 - Why is that mothers always try to overfeed children to death?

 - Well, look, it is you in the hospital on his hands took three or five hundred kege, two feet of growth - and has since firmly learned that the child should grow well. On the doorjamb pencil centimeters noted, keep ate well, would add weight ... Twenty years everything was fine, and then heraks - babe suddenly ceased to grow, aah, Panic! The subconscious gives a signal to urgently feed! More feed! Shut up, the logic, the child should grow up!

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