Life is Beautiful

Youth ends when you realize that the sheets come off the calendar, and you - no.

-I Love when in the midst of a taxi driver points out where we're going. Question arises - and before that we are actually heading somewhere?
'Maybe he changed his mind to kill

-My Dear, let's send her son for groceries?
-Wait, Let him come, undress, sit down at the computer, then send.

Evening. Girlfriend enters the bedroom with a deck of cards and offers to play at will;) Ten minutes later, with the phrase "Well, you bastard," she goes to the store for a bottle of Sherry. Love her)

If a girl tells you that she made her intimate piercing, the only correct answer - "You lie!».

-And There any books on the series "Sherlock»?

pasta nautically:
1. You put the vest
2. Zhrёsh pasta:-(
For nefig was cat stew near post!

I am increasingly plagued by vague doubts that when I finally find a guy, you see "quest is made" and the game is over (((

When office worker sitting idle for 10 minutes, it automatically goes into sleep mode.

Russia - a great country. We even snow afraid to go - and suddenly TAX ?? !!!

Lord, give people the brain ... And some more instructions for use.

The pharmacy:
 - What is better for men: validol or valerian?
 - A diagnosis of what?
 - Shoes for 30 thousand ...

Certainly the man needs a wife - because not everything in life can be blamed on the government!