A cautionary tale about Masha and Misha Vase

"I've got a sad story from childhood. I wanted to godochkov about 6 to have a guinea pig. Persuade parents did not have long. The day came the long-awaited purchase. I could not get enough of - Masha was beautiful guinea pig, I loved her, cared for her as a native child. It took a couple of years. And I wished that Mary became a happy mother and give birth to me a bunch of pigs) Agreed we with friends, and we brought the boy. His name was Bob. Masha, seeing and smell Vasya, immediately began to establish contact (well, a girl something really rather big, two years without a man ...) But. When I saw as "Mary" did Vasya, my child's mind fell off a cliff ... Later it turned out that Masha Masha not quite, rather Misha ...
P.S. A few days later Bob died. Dad said that shame ... "