How to attract the attention of the person sitting next to you on the plane:

1. Get it out of your laptop bag;
2. open it slowly and quietly;
 3. Turn it;
4. Make sure that the idiot looks at your screen;
5. Run your favorite search engine;
6. Close your eyes and turn your head to the sky;
7. Take a deep breath and click on this link
8. Look at the face of your neighbor))))



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