Vital :))

Visit our Network Operations Center customers ...
 For new xDSL modem ...
 - Hello, and who's Anton?
 (silence, then)
 - You came for the modem? Here it is already configured ...
 - Thank you, but who nevertheless Anton?
 - Well, I, - raises his head one of the specialists.
 - Please, cover the phone when talking to each other.
 - And what?
 - Quote: "Not only do these bitches burned for the second modem, duck still live in the ass».