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Duty-free honey
The story is told Chief of the General Administration of Customs on the board of the Ministry of Interior of Ukraine in 1997 or 8 year.
Customs at the check in Polyandiyu from Ukraine.
Taxis gazelki with canvas awning on the body. In the cockpit carrier and accompanying, and under the tent 5 cans filled to the brim filled svezheotkachannym honey.
Customs officers were glad to revitalize and presenting all sorts of papers about the duties on export of honey from Ukraine became pointedly-oprositelno-expectant look in his eyes maintainer. Maintainer without batting an eye declares that it is their honey, he's going to drive his fellow dealers in polyandii and if gentlemen customs will be so kind as soon as possible and will miss them, then on the way back he de promises to thank the Polish vodyary bottle.
Offended such outstanding problems honest misunderstanding of employees Ukrainian customs, those claim that without paying the full fee (30% of the market value of the goods in polyandii, about $ 200), they will not miss the goods.
On a companion says that the bottle he had not put too. In response hear laughter customs officers and border guards.
And then begins the real circus.
Gazelle pulls off the track on the grass accompanying ringing somewhere on the mobile phone, they are a carrier open canopy and cover the cans sit and smoke.
Half an hour later the Polish side pulls indoor gruzovichek Poles and efficiently discharged on the grass ... 5 beehives and open the tap hole.
Then you probably dogadyvetes. In less than 5 2:00 swarms of bees with duty-free and insolent bezpardonnym buzzing, swearing under guards and gnashing of teeth customs border of the iron barrier is pumped under the net the entire contents of 5 cans to his evidence.
Ukrainians close awning and proudly leave for polyandiyu without a drop of honey.
So after this fight against smuggling.
Customs at the check in Polyandiyu from Ukraine.
Taxis gazelki with canvas awning on the body. In the cockpit carrier and accompanying, and under the tent 5 cans filled to the brim filled svezheotkachannym honey.
Customs officers were glad to revitalize and presenting all sorts of papers about the duties on export of honey from Ukraine became pointedly-oprositelno-expectant look in his eyes maintainer. Maintainer without batting an eye declares that it is their honey, he's going to drive his fellow dealers in polyandii and if gentlemen customs will be so kind as soon as possible and will miss them, then on the way back he de promises to thank the Polish vodyary bottle.
Offended such outstanding problems honest misunderstanding of employees Ukrainian customs, those claim that without paying the full fee (30% of the market value of the goods in polyandii, about $ 200), they will not miss the goods.
On a companion says that the bottle he had not put too. In response hear laughter customs officers and border guards.
And then begins the real circus.
Gazelle pulls off the track on the grass accompanying ringing somewhere on the mobile phone, they are a carrier open canopy and cover the cans sit and smoke.
Half an hour later the Polish side pulls indoor gruzovichek Poles and efficiently discharged on the grass ... 5 beehives and open the tap hole.
Then you probably dogadyvetes. In less than 5 2:00 swarms of bees with duty-free and insolent bezpardonnym buzzing, swearing under guards and gnashing of teeth customs border of the iron barrier is pumped under the net the entire contents of 5 cans to his evidence.
Ukrainians close awning and proudly leave for polyandiyu without a drop of honey.
So after this fight against smuggling.
