Logics )))

The food on the bus. It is necessary to transfer the ticket. Nearby stands a man.
How to access it - by you or on you?
Logically. This bus - express.
 If the man did not come down on the previous stop, so he went to my neighborhood.
 Goes with flowers, then to the woman.
 Flowers are beautiful, then it goes to a beautiful woman.
In our neighborhood are two beautiful women: my wife and my mistress.
To my mistress, he can not go, as I did to her food.
Then he goes to my wife.
 My wife has two lovers - Petya and Vasya.
 Peter is now a business trip.
 - Bob, tell the ticket!
 A man (stunned):
 - How do you know me?!