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BLONDES =))) continue
They talk to the blonde 3:
1 says:
- Yesterday my daughter found a pack of cigarettes in his pocket, I do not even think she smokes!
2 says:
- And I have found his gun, I did not think that it pricks!
3 says:
- And I have found his condom, she did not even know that she has a penis!
A blonde calls up another, and turns on the light:
- "You see the light?»
«Yes»
The first blonde turns off the light:
"But you see now there is no light, and you know where he is?»
"No, but where did he go?»
The first blonde opens the refrigerator:
- "Over here!".
Argue two blondes:
We're going down the path.
No, we are on track.
While they were arguing, they knocked off the train ...
Go two blondes on the beach, the other one says:
- Look, a dead bird!
Second, looking at the sky:
- Where?
Blonde in a driving school, ask:
- How does the engine?
- Can your own words?
- Of course?
- Vzhzhzhzh, vvzhzhzh, vzhzhzh
Go two blondes on the street. See, it is cosmetic.
One picks up, looks in the mirror and says:
- Something I a person familiar!
The second grabs her makeup:
- You fool! It is me!
1 says:
- Yesterday my daughter found a pack of cigarettes in his pocket, I do not even think she smokes!
2 says:
- And I have found his gun, I did not think that it pricks!
3 says:
- And I have found his condom, she did not even know that she has a penis!
A blonde calls up another, and turns on the light:
- "You see the light?»
«Yes»
The first blonde turns off the light:
"But you see now there is no light, and you know where he is?»
"No, but where did he go?»
The first blonde opens the refrigerator:
- "Over here!".
Argue two blondes:
We're going down the path.
No, we are on track.
While they were arguing, they knocked off the train ...
Go two blondes on the beach, the other one says:
- Look, a dead bird!
Second, looking at the sky:
- Where?
Blonde in a driving school, ask:
- How does the engine?
- Can your own words?
- Of course?
- Vzhzhzhzh, vvzhzhzh, vzhzhzh
Go two blondes on the street. See, it is cosmetic.
One picks up, looks in the mirror and says:
- Something I a person familiar!
The second grabs her makeup:
- You fool! It is me!