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They talk to the blonde 3:
 1 says:
 - Yesterday my daughter found a pack of cigarettes in his pocket, I do not even think she smokes!
2 says:
 - And I have found his gun, I did not think that it pricks!
3 says:
 - And I have found his condom, she did not even know that she has a penis!

A blonde calls up another, and turns on the light:
 - "You see the light?»
 «Yes»
The first blonde turns off the light:
"But you see now there is no light, and you know where he is?»
"No, but where did he go?»
 The first blonde opens the refrigerator:
 - "Over here!".

Argue two blondes:
We're going down the path.
 No, we are on track.
While they were arguing, they knocked off the train ...

Go two blondes on the beach, the other one says:
 - Look, a dead bird!
 Second, looking at the sky:
 - Where?

Blonde in a driving school, ask:
 - How does the engine?
 - Can your own words?
 - Of course?
 - Vzhzhzhzh, vvzhzhzh, vzhzhzh

Go two blondes on the street. See, it is cosmetic.
 One picks up, looks in the mirror and says:
 - Something I a person familiar!
 The second grabs her makeup:
 - You fool! It is me!

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