Clinic medical-improving surgery

SERVICES:
 - General Division.
 * Hair transplant from the head to a safe place;
 * Interrupt constipation fright;
 * Eliminating droopy ears: the glue "Moment", motorcycle helmet, a vice forging.
 * Consultation pathologist (payment in advance);
 - For you, man!
 * Amputation horns;
 * Installation of labor corns;
 * Elimination of alopecia areata: a method of destruction of nests; by increasing the bald head, until a complete baldness.
 * The Department of the lower extremities - installation of flatfoot (for recruits);
 * Increase of manhood - $ 5,000 per meter.
 * Installation of the nose: Greco-Roman; spherical elastic band (for employees of the stage); type "shnobel" (for traveling to Israel).

 - For you, women!
 * Increase the bust - $ 1,000 per cubic meter;
 * Alignment of the navel;
 * Installation and maintenance of erogenous zones;
 * Wrinkles: hand; rolling pin; iron "Philips";
 * Restoring virginity: button; glue "Moment"; fastener; thread harsh; suggestion.
 * Guarantee fertilization: a pipette; syringe; canister; tank; Vano Traharyan doctor.
 * Childbirth: in the presence of her husband; the child's father; lover; priest; workmates; Vano Traharyana