Viva Mama!

Mom teaches you to respect other people's labor:
 - If you want to hurt yourself head off, it was not here, I recently made clean.

Mom teaches you to do all the time:
 - If you do not clean up Sunday her room, going for a month to clean up the apartment.

Mom teaches you logic:
 - And because I said so - that's why!

Mom teaches you to be ironic:
 - Try not you dare - you have me there and then cry!

Mom teaches you the art of osmosis:
 - Shut your mouth and eat!

Mom teaches you to be flexible:
 - Look, what's your neck back dirty!

Mom teaches you to be hardy:
 - Do not try to get up from the table until doesh all that was left on the plate!

Mom says you cycle of substances in nature:
 - I gave birth to you - I'll kill you!

Mom teaches you how not to behave:
 - Stop that now behave like a father!

Mom says you what envy:
 - In the world there are millions of poor children who do not have such wonderful parents like you!