Do not look for adventure on his ...

The case of a longtime. It was still a student during the internship in Odessa Shipyard №1. While he told us at the briefing on TB with a request not to do anything like :-)
 Well, here's the story itself. Who faced marine diesels knows what sizes they can be a nice room, well and accordingly all the details there too rather big. So we dismantled to repair a diesel engine and removed the top cover in order to chisel holes valve. Cover weighing several tons was on the floor of the shop, holes are bored into the valve cover under the inverted cone that is, on top of a small hole, a large bottom.
 I was there in the shop one silly man who also loved to argue, and all of what actually took out. And he again offered at lunchtime on a bet thrust in this is the valve opening their eggs. He looked at the hole, though small but one egg can go shove, and 25 rubles in cash for Soviet times are good. In general, he took off his pants, sat on top of the cap and tucked his farm in the hole.
 Sitting pretty, vygral dispute, the money received as if it was time to get up and leave, but then it began the most fun. Given the taper holes eggs put out not going back, and the dinner came to an end. So came the foreman, gave all n ... n, and began scratching turnip for the solution of this delicate situation. In principle, it was clear that you can get them only if you push the bottom one perched under the lid, but the situation ugublyalas weight of the cover itself except that the crane was not actually pick up and touch the man by the balls nobody really wanted. We started to look for someone to agree, because this story became public. The cover lifted, the eggs for 50 rubles barmaid pushed, jerk fired. Happy end.
 And the essence of the story is that you should not look for adventure, not only on his backside, but also to other parts of the body.

Sent ddk