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Just now I changed two plumbing pipes ... It was necessary to disunite drains in the bathroom, adjust and recover since new nodes. Well, I went to the top floor, has warned that 2:00 is not poured a drop. People treated with understanding.
 Disunite. Customized. Just in case I keep a bowl at the ready. Plumbers in the basin look skeptical. I am perplexed slightly. When the buzzing in the pipe. Plumbers sharply Rushed out of the closet and began already in the corridor.
 I basin under the pipe. I stand waiting ... Some conscious neighbor washed his hands - poured a couple of glasses of soapy waters. I leaked water in the pipe, and so what I ask of Rushed.
 I listen to a thriller. They changed the knee and sleeves in a 16-storey building on the 2nd floor. Shut off the water, we walked to the apartment is not polzovalis.Prigotovili basin just in case.
 In the midst of a replacement ... buzzing in the pipe. Con basin and are kept. The 16th floor is about 40 meters. Gee ... square in half times the mass. Massa was apparently a kilogram and a half. Consistency could not be determined. Speeding up to 100 kilometers an hour and a half kg of shit moistened volichkoy dolbanuli in a basin. Basin escape from the hands.
 Shit turned to dust on impact - shattered into molecules and even layer to cover the entire toilet simultaneously slapped all open in surprise physiological holes plumbers. A minute later, they realized that there is no water in the house - they themselves have blocked ... Start cutting the eye. Touch to nothing is impossible - and then not otmoesh. Found at the soup kitchen in kastrule and washed their hands. Later we went to the basement and opened the water ...

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