Do not expect ... =)

Morning. Sitting with his wife in the kitchen, breakfast. Oddly enough, do not be late for work. We see this impact on my little wife philosophical mood. Biting off another piece of the pie, and rolling his eyes dreamily, she utters:
 - And let's make the balcony feeder for the birds?
 ASO. This I could not expect it. Especially in the morning. Well, this is the maximum would ask my mother to go today with an overnight stay.
 But then ... I'm in a trance I ask:
 - What for? Are you filled with love and compassion to our younger brothers? Why did not the booth for the dog?
 - They will have to eat on the balcony and shitting on the neighbors below.
 Especially if you're lucky, and the laundry gets anything. A trifle, but nice.
 It fell not only the jaw.
 - Of course, I understand that you do not love them, but that would be so sophisticated ...
 About women, like many in this ... :)