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The wisdom of life
Lesson 1: A man is going to take a shower, while his wife had just pomylas when the doorbell rings. After some figuring out whom to go to open, the wife gives up, quickly wrapped in a towel and runs downstairs to see who came. Opening the door, she sees his neighbor Bob. Before she says a word, Bob says: - "I'll give you $ 800 to drop that towel if you do."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Enjoy the spectacle, Bob hands her $ 800 and leaves.
Confused, but inspired by the sudden fortune, the woman returned in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she returned to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower: - "Who was that?" - "Our neighbor, Bob," - she says. - "Excellent" - said the husband, - "he did not say anything about the $ 800 he owes me?»
Moral of the story: If you share critical information about investments and risks with your companions, you can avoid unintended consequences.
Lesson 2: A priest was driving and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a ride. She agreed. Once in the car, she crossed her legs, so that out of the dress seemed seductive legs. The priest noticed it and nearly had an accident.
The car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. She immediately looked at the priest and said: - "Father, remember Psalm 129».
The priest blushed, apologized and forced himself to remove his hand. However, he could not take his eyes off her feet.
Later, switching gears, he again put his hand on her leg. - "Father, remember Psalm 129," - repeated the nun.
The priest apologized again. - "Sorry, Sister, the flesh is weak" - he said. On arrival at the convent, the nun got out of the car and looked pointedly at the priest and went about his business. His arrival at the church, the priest rushed to the Bible and found Psalm 129. It said, "Go ahead and look, but you will find glory.»
Moral of the story: Always be well informed about their work, otherwise you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3: An employee of sales, service specialists and their boss walking to lunch and find an old oil lamp. They rub the lamp and Jean appears in a cloud of smoke.
Gene says: - "I usually perform three wishes, so each of you can make a one." - "Keep off! Me first!" - Says an employee of the sales department. "I want to be in the Bahamas, to race without worries on the scooter on the waves."
Puff! And it dissolves in the air. - "I'm next!" - Says an expert on service. "I want to Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Colada».
Puff! Disappears. - «OK, your turn!" - Says manager Jean. Then the manager said: - "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let the chief speak first.
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Enjoy the spectacle, Bob hands her $ 800 and leaves.
Confused, but inspired by the sudden fortune, the woman returned in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she returned to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower: - "Who was that?" - "Our neighbor, Bob," - she says. - "Excellent" - said the husband, - "he did not say anything about the $ 800 he owes me?»
Moral of the story: If you share critical information about investments and risks with your companions, you can avoid unintended consequences.
Lesson 2: A priest was driving and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a ride. She agreed. Once in the car, she crossed her legs, so that out of the dress seemed seductive legs. The priest noticed it and nearly had an accident.
The car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. She immediately looked at the priest and said: - "Father, remember Psalm 129».
The priest blushed, apologized and forced himself to remove his hand. However, he could not take his eyes off her feet.
Later, switching gears, he again put his hand on her leg. - "Father, remember Psalm 129," - repeated the nun.
The priest apologized again. - "Sorry, Sister, the flesh is weak" - he said. On arrival at the convent, the nun got out of the car and looked pointedly at the priest and went about his business. His arrival at the church, the priest rushed to the Bible and found Psalm 129. It said, "Go ahead and look, but you will find glory.»
Moral of the story: Always be well informed about their work, otherwise you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3: An employee of sales, service specialists and their boss walking to lunch and find an old oil lamp. They rub the lamp and Jean appears in a cloud of smoke.
Gene says: - "I usually perform three wishes, so each of you can make a one." - "Keep off! Me first!" - Says an employee of the sales department. "I want to be in the Bahamas, to race without worries on the scooter on the waves."
Puff! And it dissolves in the air. - "I'm next!" - Says an expert on service. "I want to Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Colada».
Puff! Disappears. - «OK, your turn!" - Says manager Jean. Then the manager said: - "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let the chief speak first.
